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    Jimmy, Gary & Now Freddie!


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    Quote Originally Posted by fltpilot View Post
    After much thought and soul seeking I have decided that the right and proper thing to do is to hand myself over to the authorities. When I was 14 I did grope, and indeed, fondle girls of a similar age. I am bereft, I now realise that I was an underage paedophile. Will those middle aged ladies they have become ever find it in their hearts to forgive me. Sob.

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    Little Miss Muffet, sat on her tuffet
    Her knickers all tattered and torn
    It wasn't a spider who sat down beside her
    It was Jimmy Savile with the horn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3123 View Post
    Dear Jim,

    Freddie Star ate my hamster..

    Then fingered my beaver.

    And Gary Glitter wanked on my pony tail.

    Please, don't fix anything fucking else for me...


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    So rumours turn into facts and into scandals.... particularly when the person is dead.

    Whats next? Someone claiming they saw Leonard Cheshire VC wearing a frock? Winston Churchill hanging out the back of a goat? Mother Theresa pissed up on cider in the Bigg Market offering a back scuttle for a bag of chips?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mercurydancer View Post
    So rumours turn into facts and into scandals.... particularly when the person is dead.

    Whats next? Someone claiming they saw Leonard Cheshire VC wearing a frock? Winston Churchill hanging out the back of a goat? Mother Theresa pissed up on cider in the Bigg Market offering a back scuttle for a bag of chips?
    Even his own family have started to disclose JS's proclivities Uncle Jimmy took me to his sick parties: Nephew tells how his childhood was stolen at 13 | Mail Online
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    Quote Originally Posted by sunami View Post
    OK so they have.

    Any photos of the Group Captain in his frock or Winston having a tender moment with an ungulate?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mercurydancer View Post
    OK so they have.

    Any photos of the Group Captain in his frock or Winston having a tender moment with an ungulate?
    No but there's one of John Peel as a schoolgirl.

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    Claire McAlpine: A 15-year-old who killed herself after leaving a diary naming DJs as abusers. Disturbing questions about John Peel. So how many starts WERE involved? | Mail Online
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3123 View Post
    Jesus... no wonder he discovered so many 'up and coming' young bands...

    No wonder his favourite song was Teenage Kicks....
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