ARmy Rumour SErvice

**Count.Dracule** · 04-09-2012, 07:57

Another drowning reported on sky:

Mother Drowns After Being Swept Out To Sea

Quite a few drownings this year, more than what is normally reported on the news, must be the hot topic.

Anyway my nomination goes to:

View Profile: inks - The Army Rumour Service

Should have been submerged and snuffed out at at first contact, the freeloading twat.

Oh and apologies for posting a bone thread, hope the attached goes someway to make amends!

**CrashTestDummy** · 04-09-2012, 07:59

You.

**changingmag** · 04-09-2012, 08:09

I was expecting to see something interesting. However, this is as about a bone thread as you can get. I'll pop back later to see the direction it's taken.

**Count.Dracule** · 04-09-2012, 08:19

Originally Posted by CrashTestDummy

You.

I should have known that was coming!

I was expecting to see something interesting. However, this is as about a bone thread as you can get. I'll pop back later to see the direction it's taken.

I expect it's a bit like this one, except somehow I don't think I will pop back later.

Blair's Death Rain

**cernunnos** · 04-09-2012, 09:56

I always had faith in science and I had high hopes as a member of the generation which saw: nuclear power stations sprout out of the landscape like weeds and the first man playing golf on the moon.

Sadly now I must conclude that I will probably never get a pair of neutron death-ray spectacles and so the arses of bone thread posters will probably never fry!

**Count.Dracule** · 04-09-2012, 12:56

Originally Posted by cernunnos

Sadly now I must conclude that I will probably never get a pair of neutron death-ray spectacles

Sadly it's time for you to stop taking/snorting/injecting whatever it was that made you think in the first place that you would ever get a pair, by the way Tesla is dead.

**Mattb** · 04-09-2012, 13:01

At birth we don't know how big a cunt someone's going to be (unless their dad is Tony Fucking Blair) so drowning at birth makes little sense.

Much better to drown them when they've shown themselves to be a cunt (and before they get a chance to breed).

**Legs** · 04-09-2012, 13:01

Originally Posted by Count.Dracule

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by the way Tesla is dead.

Really? I'm shocked!

**Legs** · 04-09-2012, 13:02

I take it you are going to provide me with a time machine so that I can see who is going to be a total twat, then go back and drown them before they show their true colours.

**steven seagull** · 04-09-2012, 13:04

Originally Posted by Mattb

At birth we don't know how big a cunt someone's going to be (unless their dad is Tony Fucking Blair) so drowning at birth makes little sense.

Much better to drown them when they've shown themselves to be a cunt (and before they get a chance to breed).

Unless they are pikeys or French.