Discuss A Bride for Netleyned in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by jarrod248
I'd keep away from any of the trogs on here.
Well, we know YOU would...
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Well, we know YOU would
Originally Posted by jarrod248 
'If you cannot identify what you are looking at in the field, then you're just another dumbass in a smartly camouflaged uniform.'
- 28-08-2012, 20:14 #12Senior Member
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Well he might seek comfort in your ample buxom. Originally Posted by Grey_Mafia65 Night time is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. ~Catherine O'Hara
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I am also in the middle of chopping off a load of deadwood right now. The Far East beckons, come and fill yer boots. There are arrsers in Thailand - including chromodynamix in Pattaya, I am in Vietnam. The worlds yer lobster. Originally Posted by netleyned 3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........
FFS Pass me the bloody matches.
Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes!
- 28-08-2012, 21:06 #14Now wheres my panama and safari suit gone? Originally Posted by eodmatt Dishonour before death!!
My Service Career and work ethic - Too much a poof for the SAS, too lazy for P Coy, too sea sick for the Marines, too inept for anything vaguly glamourous, but not too scared to ask that fat MT lass to dance down the bop.
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I'm on my third: you're welcome to try the two previous Zulu c/s.
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Whatever you do, dont get pissed and look on a Ukrainian dating site. The women may look all right on a photo, but after a litre of vodka and a sumptuous meal of potato and jam, they start with the "not cultured" behaviour. That usually means more vodka, and things that no man should see, and those men who have seen, want to forget.
First they came for the Communists but I was not a Communist so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Socialists and the Trade Unionists but I was not one of them, so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Jews but I was not Jewish so I did not speak out. And when they came for me, there was no one left to speak out for me.
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- 28-08-2012, 23:41 #17
Is her cadaver even cold yet Ned?
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Jump on that mature dating site. I'm sure that orange woman is still available. I can tell by the way she looks at you that she's gagging for you.
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Do you fuck up the Czech language too? Originally Posted by Kromeriz
Take a breath, let your your brain fart, THEN think about typing.
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I feel I should add never, ever think of marriage, ever.
Night time is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. ~Catherine O'Hara
RayC is a pig fucker.RayCbums goats.RayCsuckshorses. Earth is RayC's sockpuppet and P.Maitra is a fat goat sucker.
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