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    where did he get his knife training from? bayonets were never allowed out of the armoury incase we sharpened them or when the new ones came out snapped them.

    mind you everyone in every inf unit TA or regular I served with had a knife on their belt kit. some even had two and nobody was bothered.
    what the world needs is an enema, make that two - just to give it a sense of purpose.

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    a senior Chinese officer has said, “all the great nations in the world own aircraft carriers – they are symbols of a great nation”. That’s why China has just commissioned its first. By the same token, to opt for a “carrier gap” of some years is to abandon your responsibilities.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumblegrunt View Post
    where did he get his knife training from? bayonets were never allowed out of the armoury incase we sharpened them or when the new ones came out snapped them.

    mind you everyone in every inf unit TA or regular I served with had a knife on their belt kit. some even had two and nobody was bothered.
    What's a bayonet? Is it one of those frightful pointy things that the scary soldiers use?

    Medics aren't allowed them. We might get ideas.

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    Defending Hughes, Abigail Nixon said if Hughes had intended to kill Natalie then he could have done so because of his military training.



    I would suggest killing someone with a knife can be done without military training ? Bloke at my old local managed it and he was a builder .
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    funny that.....For some fucking reason i think the fact that 40 year old "Flyer" in the TA...will be trained with a knife.....of even a sharpened spoon....

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    Fine result on his "ugly mission". Who ever said STABs couldn't get anything right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Snakey View Post
    Medics aren't allowed them. We might get ideas.
    ah - is that why I got funny looks when lugging my war webbing everywhere?
    what the world needs is an enema, make that two - just to give it a sense of purpose.

    US electoral democracy is just a structured system of legalised bribery.

    a senior Chinese officer has said, “all the great nations in the world own aircraft carriers – they are symbols of a great nation”. That’s why China has just commissioned its first. By the same token, to opt for a “carrier gap” of some years is to abandon your responsibilities.

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    She was already a munter, true. But I don't want this piece of shit to have another lass ever again. Get him on minesweeping duties in Afghanistan until he is made into a blind paraplegic.

    Alternately, get him in a cell with John Mongrel, Tossed Salad Man and Fleece Johnson.

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    Not Bayonet, Sword

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaresquire View Post
    Not Bayonet, Sword
    Oh do fuck off you indoctrinated, sad, boring, dogshit-unit-belonging cunt.
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    I'd have smothered her just to hide her hideous fizzog. She looks like a fucking coconut.
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