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    So Which One Of You Was It?


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    I don't believe I have to speak about this in a public forum.
    Dishonour before death!!
    My Service Career and work ethic - Too much a poof for the SAS, too lazy for P Coy, too sea sick for the Marines, too inept for anything vaguly glamourous, but not too scared to ask that fat MT lass to dance down the bop.

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    Not me. I honestly have no idea where Leeds is.

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    What's wrong with that? I thought a man needs a hobby?

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    It was not me, it was a big boy who ran away.

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    The Recorder of Leeds, Judge Peter Collier QC, queried if the case should be fast-tracked under Olympic rules, but was told Crosbie had not specifically targeted the Chinese team members.
    He said: "This offence is technically an Olympic offence because the victims were members of the Chinese swimming team who were training at facilities here in Leeds."
    An Olympic offence? Will he be tested for steroids as well?
    "Hurrah for the Works Group" just doesn't have the same ring...

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    So, a TA battalion or nine Regular Guards battalions? Not a difficult choice, then (especially as we don't have nine Regular Guards battalions).

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    Not me...was too busy spying on the Aussie Ladies beach volleyball te...Doh!


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    Not me. Why the fuck would I want to look at teenage girls with bollocks bigger than mine?
    goatrutar likes this.

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    Wish it was me. Always had a thing about Asian birds.
    'Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.'

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    From the Beeb:

    "When staff went to find the 25-year-old, he hid in a cubicle and tried to answer them in a female-like voice."

    Am I the only one thinking of Life of Brian - "Are there any women here today?"
    'Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.'

    -- C. S. Lewis

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