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Discuss Dough Country for Old Men in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Via 3quarksdaily ... Dough Country for Old Men (subtitle: “As I Lay Frying”) is a blog that juxtaposes literary quotes against images of doughnuts. ... I particularly liked: “The belief in a supernatural source of ...
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    Dough Country for Old Men

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    Dough Country for Old Men (subtitle: “As I Lay Frying”) is a blog that juxtaposes literary quotes against images of doughnuts.
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    I particularly liked:

    “The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; men alone are quite capable of every wickedness.”
    -Joseph Conrad
    That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3123 View Post
    My cock fucking reeks...
    I remember.
    Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy." --Benjamin Franklin.

    Arrse Coin number 825

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    I had mixed grill for dinner. Steak was medium rare.


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    Tumbleweed
    "A longer yellow streak than a herd of diuretic camels."

    Forget the foreplay, let's have the fag now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3123 View Post
    I'm serious though, it really does honk... will I die?
    You deserve to.


    PS what size boots do you wear?
    Older,but no wiser.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nobby Sapper View Post
    I had mixed grill for dinner. Steak was medium rare.
    I had a pie with all day breakfast, toast and 2 pork chops in some sort of marinade. For a pudding I made some French toast with a generous amount of maple syrup on top. I considered a scoop of ice cream but it was mint choc chip and I decided that it would look gay so I had a tin of rice pudding with it.
    'So, if Little Red Riding Hood should show up with a bazooka and a bad attitude, I expect you to chin the bitch.'

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    'No quarter will be given when it comes to getting a nice luke warm pint of brown pish.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eric Shawn View Post
    I had a pie with all day breakfast, toast and 2 pork chops in some sort of marinade. For a pudding I made some French toast with a generous amount of maple syrup on top. I considered a scoop of ice cream but it was mint choc chip and I decided that it would look gay so I had a tin of rice pudding with it.
    Fuck me, is your name Mr. Creosote?
    The only good thing I can say about my sister-in-law is that she's fat -
    so there'll be plenty of room for everyone who wants to dance on her grave.


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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeCivvie View Post
    Fuck me, is your name Mr. Creosote?
    I'm from Scotland, we're not exactly know for our culinary skills outside of 'the pinger' or the fryer, fuck's sake.
    'So, if Little Red Riding Hood should show up with a bazooka and a bad attitude, I expect you to chin the bitch.'

    Real Ale Drinkers.
    'No quarter will be given when it comes to getting a nice luke warm pint of brown pish.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eric Shawn View Post
    I'm from Scotland, we're not exactly know for our culinary skills outside of 'the pinger' or the fryer, fuck's sake.
    Fair enough - in that case all is forgiven.
    The only good thing I can say about my sister-in-law is that she's fat -
    so there'll be plenty of room for everyone who wants to dance on her grave.


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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeCivvie View Post
    Fuck me, is your name Mr. Creosote?
    Oh, damn! I had all but forgotten that classic skit.
    The few, the rich, the Republicans.

    (Apologies to the US Marine Corps)

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