Discuss Usain Bolt Chain nicked? in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Apparently (there's a good start) somebody in the pub (there's the clincher) said that the fastest man on two feet has had their chain nicked.
This brought about a number of issues for me.
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Usain Bolt Chain nicked?
Apparently (there's a good start) somebody in the pub (there's the clincher) said that the fastest man on two feet has had their chain nicked.
This brought about a number of issues for me.
1. The validity of the source, someone in the pub said it so its true! its fecking law!
2. He is Jamaican? SHURELY the last thing he'd be precious about is being fucking CHAINED!
3. WTF is he doing off his chain in the first place?????http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._Cap_Badge.jpg
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It was shown live , when he went into the crowd...I saw it happen and thought..hmm? ...souvenier hunter?
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Steaming season will soon be upon us; Notting Hill carnival in a fortnight. Someone's just training for the individual events. A man like Bolt should appreciate that.
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It'll take more than spirits (of either kind) to get me in that state
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Why the FECK not , it was invented by the green, white and gold tribes of Norn Irn to address us whilst going about our lawfull duties in the boggy lands so that their God ( who was a Cattolick to them ) would not condem them to a life of stoking the devils boiler when the day of attonement met them . Originally Posted by DeltaDog
Can I say 'kin instead ? or fack or maybees fick or howsabout fock ? awright then fuck it isPatience and perserverance pished a hole in a stane
- 12-08-2012, 16:10 #10
You unenlightened fecks. We stopped chaining ours up years ago.
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