- 11-08-2012, 03:46 #1
Usain Bolt Chain nicked?
Apparently (there's a good start) somebody in the pub (there's the clincher) said that the fastest man on two feet has had their chain nicked.
This brought about a number of issues for me.
1. The validity of the source, someone in the pub said it so its true! its fecking law!
2. He is Jamaican? SHURELY the last thing he'd be precious about is being fucking CHAINED!
3. WTF is he doing off his chain in the first place?????
- 11-08-2012, 12:07 #2To the army, to every soldier in it. I have a bond of attachment quite independent of any political reasonings. I was a soldier at that time when the feelings are most ardent and when the strongest attachments are formed. ‘Once a soldier, always a soldier’ is a maxim, the truth of which I need not insist to anyone who has ever served in the army for any length of time.
Sergeant Major William Cobbett. 54th Regt of Foot.
- 11-08-2012, 12:13 #3
It was shown live , when he went into the crowd...I saw it happen and thought..hmm? ...souvenier hunter?
- 11-08-2012, 12:19 #4
Steaming season will soon be upon us; Notting Hill carnival in a fortnight. Someone's just training for the individual events. A man like Bolt should appreciate that.
- 11-08-2012, 15:04 #5
I'm glad to see you didn't get molested by ghosts & ghouls last night pebbles, nor wake up in a pool of vomit, discovered by the cleaners prior to your transfer to Little Chef.
- 11-08-2012, 16:38 #6
- 11-08-2012, 17:01 #7
People who say "feck" instead of "fuck" should be gassed.Try not to die a virgin. When you get to heaven they make you fuck a suicide bomber.
- 11-08-2012, 17:11 #8
- 11-08-2012, 17:18 #9
Can I say 'kin instead ? or fack or maybees fick or howsabout fock ? awright then fuck it isPatience and perserverance pished a hole in a stane
- 12-08-2012, 16:10 #10
- Join Date
- Aug 2004
You unenlightened fecks. We stopped chaining ours up years ago.
I feel so liberal I have the urge to grease up my arse and skip along scattering daisies."Justice tastes like hairy Bovril!" - RTFQ