ARmy Rumour SErvice

**syledis** · 12-08-2012, 02:26

Originally Posted by Pebbles015

Pcp or springer? Used to run the BSA group so i knows my beans. Pm me.

Anyway kepeeps! Alone in the bar again. Good night and i managed to get a date!!!!

Its a Logun S16 and ive managed to get most of them out without damaging the rifling, its just the bits stuck in the rifling now. Still it gives me something to do tomorrow!!

**Pebbles015** · 12-08-2012, 02:37

Bore snakes do the job or use filter tips soaked in lube and a few dry ones after. Problem is that its a logun and notorious for bad seals and orings. Get yourself an airarms or beeza. As for filter tips extra slim for .177 slim for .22

Theobens....wouldnt touch them with a bargie! Ben is a twunt and will fuck you over.

**eodmatt** · 12-08-2012, 04:04

Chat up the ugliest bird in the bar and (frequently) wake up with it beside me in the morning. Luckily my anti Kathoey radar works even when I'm screeching drunk. Thank fuck.

When I was in Laos last year I trapped the Hmong cook at a restaurant we used to eat at occasionally, after getting pissed on beer Laos. To say that she was ugly is an understatement of gargantuan proportions. She was a Michelin man look alike and only about 5 foot 2 tall. She did however give me the most amazing BJ as she had an almost prehensile tongue and used it almost like a cow uses its tongue to pull up grass

**toffeewrapper1** · 12-08-2012, 06:55

[/QUOTE]She was a Michelin man look alike and only about 5 foot 2 tall. She did however give me the most amazing BJ as she had an almost prehensile tongue and used it almost like a cow uses its tongue to pull up grass[/QUOTE]

You paint the prettiest pictures in my mind mate,such a way with words.

**eodmatt** · 12-08-2012, 09:15

I should have taken a pic of her, no one believes how dog ugly she was. Her face was so fat her eyes were like slits in a pigs bum. Mind you, her nipples were something else - a bit like those rubber door stoppers that you fix to the floor to stop the door from hitting the wall.

**cent05zr70** · 12-08-2012, 09:17

Weedy dick.

**toffeewrapper1** · 12-08-2012, 10:25

Originally Posted by eodmatt

I should have taken a pic of her, no one believes how dog ugly she was. Her face was so fat her eyes were like slits in a pigs bum. Mind you, her nipples were something else - a bit like those rubber door stoppers that you fix to the floor to stop the door from hitting the wall.

Now you're on a roll.Future poet laureate.

**Badger_Heed** · 12-08-2012, 13:56

I'm a cunt for all day sessions.

Even though I'm fully aware that every all dayer I attend ends in carnage, puking, crying and hangovers, I still look forward to them.

Unlike the parents of the children in my village, especially after ploughing my car into them whilst pissed.