Discuss Things you do when your really, really pissed.... in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Spend a couple of grand buying a trike on ebay that's broken and miles away.
How come I never lose my connection at those times....
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About LinkBacks- 11-08-2012, 03:40 #11exmunkeyGuest
Spend a couple of grand buying a trike on ebay that's broken and miles away.
How come I never lose my connection at those times.FrosteeMARIA likes this.
- 11-08-2012, 03:48 #12Senior Member
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User name explains that one mucker, maybe you should have listened more in class
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How Many Bears Could Bear Grylls Grill, If Bear Grylls Could Grill Bears?
Without women, life would de a pain in the arse.
- 11-08-2012, 09:25 #13
How Many Bears Could Bear Grylls Grill, If Bear Grylls Could Grill Bears?
Took me two or three goes to say it correctly out loud...
Rodney2qIn the career of glory one gains many things; the gout and medals, a pension and rheumatism....all of these fatigues experienced in your youth, you pay for when you grow old. Because one has suffered in years gone by, it is necessary to suffer more, which does not seem exactly fair.
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Chat up the most beautiful lass you've ever seen. Wake up next to the most gopping bad excuse of a women.
- 11-08-2012, 09:35 #15
How's the heid this morning chap?
"Tho' I've belted you and flayed you, By the livin' Gawd that made you, You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!" Mr Kipling Poet and baker.
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- 11-08-2012, 09:36 #16
Wetting the bed.
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Pissing in the (ex) gf's cat's litter tray till it overflowed. That was a 'did' not a 'do'. She never invited me back for an encore.
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Was expecting a full blown brass band complete with extras bass drummers, actually its more like a slightly shit string quartet. Originally Posted by Pitswamper http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._Cap_Badge.jpg
How Many Bears Could Bear Grylls Grill, If Bear Grylls Could Grill Bears?
Without women, life would de a pain in the arse.
- 11-08-2012, 10:41 #19Member
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Puked up in an ex-girlfriend's jacket once - the same jacket I'd just bought her and paid a small fortune for !
Generally depends on what gets me pissed - Guinness is great and doesn't give me a hangover - Stella is deadly and generally leads to staggering home over fields and falling asleep under a hedge ! Now I've stopped drinking the bloody stuff !FrosteeMARIA likes this.
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What about when you've been drinking? Originally Posted by The_Snail You've done your bit Hooky, out you go.
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