- 10-08-2012, 23:07 #41
Breaking news one ticket holder in the uk has won the lot!
- 10-08-2012, 23:12 #42
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- Jun 2012
Wasn't bastard me! Back to the office and fantasising about shagging Kirsty from customer services over the bosses desk on Monday it is then...
- 12-08-2012, 03:09 #43
Arte et Marte (twist to open)
I like to tell people I can weld anything but Kryptonite. If Superman won't touch it, neither will I.
- 12-08-2012, 03:45 #44
I would stay in the far east and fuck myself into an early grave. No change really.3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........
FFS Pass me the bloody matches.
Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes!
- 12-08-2012, 09:45 #45
My Attempts at Photography
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- Sep 2009
I don't care if you hate me, I don't live to fucking please you.
Your God was nailed to a cross, My God has a hammer! Questions??
- 12-08-2012, 10:38 #46
Buy the Guardian (would probably only cost a tenner by now), and force Polly Toynbee to write pro-tory, anti-union, generally right wing columns. Do the same (or opposite? Not really sure) with the Telegraph and James Delingpole. Why? Because I can.There is no 'I' in 'Team', but there are four in 'Platitudinous Imbecile'
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- 12-08-2012, 13:20 #47
- 12-08-2012, 13:28 #48
Move my father out of his current nursing home into the best available & make sure my mother has whatever she needs.
A few million to brother & sister.
Bugger off to the US on the first available flight & square away getting resident alien status.
Buy guns, lots & lots of guns.
A yuge chunk of northern New Mexico to play on, wif a a lake & trees & furry things to kill & eat.
A bit of land here & somewehere to stay in the summer.
A naryplane.Ying tong iddle I po.
- 12-08-2012, 13:34 #49
I'd purchase my ideal idyllic country retreat, complete with a couple of thousand acres of rolling countryside.
Then, I'd stock my land with rare breed cattle from around the globe before culling them all in a single afternoon with an assortment of large calibre rifles.
The carcasses would be left to rot so I could then shoot the crows feasting on the free butcher's shop assortment.
Next on the list would be a Raleigh Grifter with tasselled handlebars and a nubile Moroccan male to massage my thighs."Two in the goo, one in the poo".
- 12-08-2012, 15:37 #50BoozyGuest
I wouldn't tell a soul, not at first anyway. Might throw a few sickies to get over the shock but then I'd go to work and quietly mindfuck my colleagues as to how I was affording it all, new car, new house, flash holidays and extravagant parties etc. I'd quit eventually having let rip with exactly what I thought of everyone there - I'd give enough money to every person I liked to cover their wages right up until retirement age so they could quit too if they wanted.
If the news did somehow trickle into the public domain I'd announce that I was going to take my best mates on the holiday of a lifetime. Then I'd wait to see how many leeches and very distant relations came out of the woodwork, ignore them totally and take non-arse kissers instead.
Apart from that I'd just spend my time travelling and working through all the things I want to see or do before I kark it.