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Discuss You know your getting old when.............. in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; When the plod stop you for going down one-way street the wrong way (due to satnav not having the one-way system sorted), look at your licence and laugh, tell you your car is a bit ...
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    When the plod stop you for going down one-way street the wrong way (due to satnav not having the one-way system sorted), look at your licence and laugh, tell you your car is a bit sporty for a man your age, and then don't ticket you and courteously direct you the right way and follow you to make sure you get to the right route to the motorway!
    Or have the police got a directive to be kind to the over 70s?

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    When you wipe your flaccid todger on the curtains because of the discharge. Not the pleasureable sort either.

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