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Why is my Brain sooooooo fukked up ?
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During its history British forces or forces with a British mandate have invaded at some point of time all but 22 of the world's countries, or nine out of ten of all countries.
See it's true, join the Army, visit interesting and exotic places, and.......... wait for the politicians to fuck up your day.
- 09-08-2012, 04:11 #82
I should be in bed because I need to be at work early but the sun came up yesterday
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During its history British forces or forces with a British mandate have invaded at some point of time all but 22 of the world's countries, or nine out of ten of all countries.
See it's true, join the Army, visit interesting and exotic places, and.......... wait for the politicians to fuck up your day.
- 09-08-2012, 05:53 #83Senior Member
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What is your view on smelly wet farts?
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- 09-08-2012, 06:04 #84Senior Member
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They are the sign of a true champion. Originally Posted by Joe_Private High on life. And glue.
- 09-08-2012, 06:13 #85
I just had some rather fine takeaway jumbo Shanghai Won-ton in soup for lunch.
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Sensible response (sorry): because she has probably got engaged or married recently and she has trapped her man. Once that has been achieved she will now make his life a misery by being a shadow of her former attractiveness and do things like wear curlers in bed. Originally Posted by Tricky1982 How come women who look really tidy with longer hair decide one day to have it all lopped off into a bob cut or shorter, and instantly lose 50% of their fitness? The formally fit lass who works at the sports hall where I play football on a Wed night has done just that
Naturally I'd still ride her like a stolen moped, but it wouldnt be as good now
P.S. That is why I love being in Asia where ladies normally wear their head hair long and other hair is practically non-existent. Marvellous!Last edited by Thai_exile; 09-08-2012 at 06:21.
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Just felt like adding a pointless quote to my pointless post about absolutely nothing. Originally Posted by wireless_barf
Pointless really.Spank-it likes this.I used to lead retreats, mate!
- 09-08-2012, 12:44 #88
I'm taking the kids out for a pub lunch, bet the sponging little gets don't get a round in.
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Apparently, their tight-fisted cunt of an old man doesn't give them enough pocket money. Well, that's what they said. Originally Posted by Sinner251 Sinner251 likes this.
- 09-08-2012, 12:52 #90You can't blame the milk man for that with the amount of kids he has kicking around. Originally Posted by Joe_Private Sinner251 likes this.Barclays Fantasy football Premiership ARRSE Champion 2007/2008 season.
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