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Discuss Pointless and inane comment thread in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by Tricky1982 Copious amounts of Jack Daniels have a similar effect to Senokot, I have been paid for around 45 minutes shitting time today at work I'd prefer Senokot to JD....
  1. 28-08-2012, 23:37 #401
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tricky1982 View Post
    Copious amounts of Jack Daniels have a similar effect to Senokot, I have been paid for around 45 minutes shitting time today at work
    I'd prefer Senokot to JD.
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    Why do chavs tip out half their drink on the pavement?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinner251 View Post
    After dragging a drunk and stoned Mong out of one of the shops here today getting all the usual threats and abuse as hes been pulled along by me one phrase stood out amongst the threats of dire retribution. It was this "I'm gonna snap your fucking door you cunt".
    Anybody had their "door snapped"? I've heard of kicking the back doors in, but snapping a door? Colour me confooosed.
    Maybe he's some kind of Bruce Lee ninja type? I'd be expecting him to launch himself at your front door, bounce off and end up in a crumpled heap on the floor.

    Don't forget pics this time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by goatrutar View Post
    Maybe he's some kind of Bruce Lee ninja type? I'd be expecting him to launch himself at your front door, bounce off and end up in a crumpled heap on the floor.

    Don't forget pics this time.
    He'll bounce off my door its PVC
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinner251 View Post
    He'll bounce off my door its PVC
    My door isn't made of PVC.

    I don't tip half my booze on the footpath.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinner251 View Post
    He'll bounce off my door its PVC
    You have a latex door? Building standards in the UK are a bit odd.
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    Why is violence against the stupid seen as a bad thing? Surely, in a truly caring society the benefits to them of percussive education would be acknowledged, nay celebrated?

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