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    What's not to like???
    With joy in my heart, I headed towards the light at the end of the tunnel.

    I was then hit by the oncoming train.

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    [QUOTE=Wildstabinthedark;4576471]What's not to like???[/QUOTE]

    The only thing not to like is the fact her knees have disappeared :/ other than that she is pretty facially

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    Some men like fat birds.

    It's a taboo subject in this day and age of size zero waifs for men who secretly want to bum teenage boys but some blokes like the other extreme.

    Maybe it's a mothering thing for the chubby chasing freaks.

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    F-me! The tube needs to be air conditioned, it's bloody hot!

    p.s: How the F do some people manage to wear long sleeves (jackets/ pullovers even) when it's effing hot?

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    Is Ramadan over yet?
    "Alright, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time."

    "We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation." - Lily Tomlin

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    I was once seasick in the Yorkshire Dales. I wonder if anything funny has ever happened to other Arrsers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrinceAlbert View Post
    Actually, that's a very good point.

    When I was a child my parents had a plastic one with a proper metal/cheesewire frame that you pulled over the egg.

    I've not seen one forever!
    I,ll lend you ours.
    Everyone deserves a second chance, except those who try to shaft me and fail.

    We are the Pilgrims, Master, we shall go always a little further,

    It may be beyond the Blue mountain barred with snow,

    Across that Angry or Glittering Sea.

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    Chorizo is nice baked
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    All that was left was his plimsolls

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    My hovercraft is full of eels.
    High on life. And glue.

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    Why the fuck am I still awake? Think I'm doing too many nightshifts. Been off 2 days and brain still in nightshift mode.
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