Discuss Three WMIKS & a Herc.... in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Persuade the skippies to lend you RP-C8020
Does it have to be wmiks pleny of Taverns snatches etc lying around awaiting deposal....
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Persuade the skippies to lend you RP-C8020
Does it have to be wmiks pleny of Taverns snatches etc lying around awaiting deposal.Look at an infantryman's eyes and you can tell how much war he has seen.
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- 05-08-2012, 09:46 #12Senior Member
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Foolish people. I'd be able to take any bank for billions and get clean away and I only need one person.
A corporate banker!
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You disappoint Dingerr, I was hoping to respond to your post with 'You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors orf!'
Originally Posted by dingerr 
Top tip to anyone planning a bank job, don't wear any military kit that may have your name on it... ie coveralls (if your unit insists on name badges) or NBC suits.
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Indeed. Wear the name tags of those you'd really like to fuck over...
- 05-08-2012, 10:36 #15If you are going to go down that route, kidnap the prick in question so he has no alibi. Originally Posted by Cold_Collation Look at an infantryman's eyes and you can tell how much war he has seen.
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If you cut his hand off you could run around putting his finger prints on everything.
Just a thought.mcflurry likes this.
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My Grandad was a forger and made some big money.
Sadly it was a quarter inch too big.He got a ten stretch in Dartmoor.Older,but no wiser.
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I would have some Somalians do it and claim they didn't know it was a crime/it's part of their culture/they can't be changed because they've got kids.
In Daily Mail Land, this means everyone gets off scot-free. Also, I could pay them in chips.Roy Durrands dry-bums leprechauns. FACT.
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I would do it like Inside Man but anyone who's seen the film knows the plan.
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Why WMIK? The armed coppers carry have more than enough firepower to fuck up your day if Osprey is all you have for protection.
Turn up in just about anything armoured, though, and they're fucked. Try using 'stinger' on a Warrior.Try not to die a virgin. When you get to heaven they make you fuck a suicide bomber.
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