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Discuss Visiting Disneyland - USMC style in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; http://www.forbes.com/sites/quora/20...erella-castle/ Taking down the magic castle is good, I am however in even greater admiration of the annihilation mission on "its a small world"...
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    Visiting Disneyland - USMC style

    http://www.forbes.com/sites/quora/20...erella-castle/

    Taking down the magic castle is good, I am however in even greater admiration of the annihilation mission on "its a small world"
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    A Battalion of USMC for taking out Mickey and Co?
    Just give a Platoon of Jocks enough Bucky, cider and Scotch to get them unintelligible and then set them loose.
    War is hell, etc.
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    Take no chances. Nuke it from orbit.
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    Jarhead or not, given what's happened in the US recently this guy will probably get a visit from the FBI.
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    A Battalion of USMC for taking out Mickey and Co?
    Just give a Platoon of Jocks enough Bucky, cider and Scotch to get them intelligible and then set them loose.
    War is hell, etc.
    Fixed!!
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    Where's the fun in that? I want to see the look in Mickey's eyes as the bayonet goes in.
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    Where's the fun in that? I want to see the look in Mickey's eyes as the bayonet goes in.
    What about the look on Mickey's face when the Jarheads get their hands on Minnie ;)

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    I'm going to use those maps next time I have to do a presentation on IPE.

    Think about it though, you just know Mickey and Minnie are the high value targets.

    Donald Duck is probably irreconcilable and the feathery sailor-walt will go in a drone strike in the first stage of the attack.

    I reckon Goofy is ripe for turning, he looks a weak personality-probably fed up of being the regime's jokes; so some "advisors" could assist regime change quickly. He'd give up locations for snatch-squads on the HVT/HPT list.

    Next thing you know Micky's having his balls sliced up in Morocco by the locals and Minnie is being held on suicide watch a quick helicopter ride away in Gitmo.

    The Magic Kingdom declares major combat operations are over, until the place falls apart due to the precipitous disbandment of the Mickey Mouse Club and the place falls into anarchy and car-bombings during packed saturday morning cartoons.

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    Phase 2:
    The next phase would be the first two infantry companies sneaking in through the wooded area.

    Sneak in is a technical term or you wombats are discussing a teenagers wank dream?



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