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Discuss Scot Dieke refuses to sing National Anthem in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by chocolate_frog you are saying that I am the 'embodiment of ArRSe' I assume? Not really. I was saying that you're an anus. A prolific one but an anus nonetheless....
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    Quote Originally Posted by chocolate_frog View Post
    you are saying that I am the 'embodiment of ArRSe' I assume?
    Not really. I was saying that you're an anus. A prolific one but an anus nonetheless.

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    Oh, Ok. I will return you to the bottom of the pile whence you came.

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    Well a Scotch presenter on the Beeb this morning seems to agree. She repeatedly referred to a female swimmer as Scots - it was only an afterthought when it was mentioned the swimmer was on track to win Britain's first medal...
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    Quote Originally Posted by chocolate_frog View Post



    I'll assume all these non-singers wont be too proud or makeing 'personal choices' when the pay checks for being in a British Team come around?
    She might be dead fit, but its not about her, the thick bitch is representing the UK.

    How unusual, a Jock with a chip on the shoulder.
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    The whole thing pisses me off. Ingrates, children, tossers. If they don't want to e part of GB then fuck off do and keep your childish actions to yourselves. Wankers.
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    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........

    FFS Pass me the bloody matches.

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    "After the match that night, she told reporters: ‘I’m delighted to be representing Scotland in the Great Britain team.’"

    You're not; you're representing Great Britain, you stupid, stupid bitch.
    Bravo Bravo sets himself a depressingly low standard which he consistently fails to achieve.

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    Why can she not understand that concept? Is it a Scottish/Welsh thingy? Genetic flaw perhaps.
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    What a tiresome fucking rant about a couple of lady footballers.

    The words "Fury" and "Snub" in this case being licence from the journos that an apparent majority on here rightfully despise.

    Picked at random, but typical of many a major sporting event, nationality regardless:



    Practically no cunt singing. Some appear never to have heard the tune before, some looking into space and thinking about what lies in front, John Terry (another officially ARRSE designated Pad-shagging racist from a long line of pikey cunts twat) giving it the full Caruso.

    It's complicated.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Camberwell_Carrot_ View Post
    What a tiresome fucking rant about a couple of lady footballers.
    Its not, actually; its about small-minded people having an inferiority complex about their nationality, and thinking they represent Scotland, rather than the UK.

    You don't get it? No biggie.

    The words "Fury" and "Snub" in this case being licence from the journos that the majority on here rightfully despise.
    Have those words actually been used here?

    Quote Originally Posted by Camberwell_Carrot_ View Post
    It's complicated.
    Certainly is if you cant grasp the difference between "England" and "Great Britain".
    Bravo Bravo sets himself a depressingly low standard which he consistently fails to achieve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bravo_Bravo View Post
    How unusual, a Jock with a chip on the shoulder.
    Looks like a hand in the picture, could be a deep fat fried hand...

    She looks nice(ish) but I wonder, does she have a pleasant Scottish lilt or a voice that sounds like an blunted disk saw taken to a high density steal cube.
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