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I like curries.

Well come along - we'll hold up a few Indian restaurants at gunpoint along the way - no need to do a runner. This whole thing just looks better by the minute

Or was that curries as in dixons?

Does the British Army still possess Saracens/Foxes/Scorpions/Ferrets/Marmon-Herringtons/Green Godesses/Dingos/Rolls Royce armoured cars/Humbers/Coventrys etc that can negotiate these Olympic traffic jams?

Rush-hour chaos on the M4 as first Olympic lane opens | Mail Online



I can foresee the Plod still fining our boys the £130 for using the Olympic Lane!

Originally Posted by LayKil

Well come along - we'll hold up a few Indian restaurants at gunpoint along the way - no need to do a runner. This whole thing just looks better by the minute

Why would I rob an Indian restaurant? They are nice hardworking people who make me nice food. Much better to pay their entirely fair price and sit down to a lovely meal.

Originally Posted by Astatine

Olympic security guards cannot speak English
G4S boss discovered Olympic security guard shortfall only a few days ago | Sport | guardian.co.uk

Anti-terror main computer breaks down
Olympic security farce: now MI5 sacks systems experts after anti-terror supercomputer collapse | Mail Online

The race track & Olympic park will not be ready in time
Competitors told Olympic Park isn't ready just two weeks before opening ceremony | Mail Online

Dopy & subversive Asian Muslim immigration officers are allowing known terrorists to pass through Heathrow with a green light
New security fears as Heathrow checks miss terror suspects | UK news | The Observer



What you uberdumpfs don't sem to realise is that the era of the genuine calibre slim quick taling sharp nosed twang White Englishmen is over. He has been replaced by a febrile, limp wristed none too smart idiotic obese type. If it wasn't for the Canadian & Australian imported engineers, the Olympics would never have been built, as there are no more English White engineers up to the job. And it had to be built by Brazilians and East Europeans. If it wasn't for Asians running the petrol stations, food stores, newsagents and BT repair, the UK infrastructure would collapse. Sooties, coconuts and choc ices are needed as banksmen etc, as no English whites are up to the hours.

Due to negative birth rate the native White Englishmen is set to be in the minority by 2050, and almost extinct by 2100.

The only thing that would reverse this terminal decline would be a totalitarian dictatorship akin to "V for Vendetta". Don't say it can't happen: I'm counting on it.

The right man will arise from the ranks: of assuredity he will arise. This Olympics might be his chance!

Still a WAH.

Edit: and the pebble-dashed condition I've left one of the traps at work in after those fajitas I had yesterday... giggle.

Originally Posted by Arte_et_Marte

It's a 'sleeper'.

A mongtard sleeper.

A sleeper? Sounds like it's in a coma.

Originally Posted by CrashTestDummy

I certainly hope so, the TV coverage would be so much more fun than the games themselves.

I suppose a few troops opening fire could give other athletes a chance at beating Bolt in the 100m's. Unfortunately it could also lead to a false start if people mistake the rifle rounds for the starting gun.