ARmy Rumour SErvice

Olympic security guards cannot speak English
G4S boss discovered Olympic security guard shortfall only a few days ago | Sport | guardian.co.uk

Anti-terror main computer breaks down
Olympic security farce: now MI5 sacks systems experts after anti-terror supercomputer collapse | Mail Online

The race track & Olympic park will not be ready in time
Competitors told Olympic Park isn't ready just two weeks before opening ceremony | Mail Online

Dopy & subversive Asian Muslim immigration officers are allowing known terrorists to pass through Heathrow with a green light
New security fears as Heathrow checks miss terror suspects | UK news | The Observer



What you uberdumpfs don't sem to realise is that the era of the genuine calibre slim quick taling sharp nosed twang White Englishmen is over. He has been replaced by a febrile, limp wristed none too smart idiotic obese type. If it wasn't for the Canadian & Australian imported engineers, the Olympics would never have been built, as there are no more English White engineers up to the job. And it had to be built by Brazilians and East Europeans. If it wasn't for Asians running the petrol stations, food stores, newsagents and BT repair, the UK infrastructure would collapse. Sooties, coconuts and choc ices are needed as banksmen etc, as no English whites are up to the hours.

Due to negative birth rate the native White Englishmen is set to be in the minority by 2050, and almost extinct by 2100.

The only thing that would reverse this terminal decline would be a totalitarian dictatorship akin to "V for Vendetta". Don't say it can't happen: I'm counting on it.

The right man will arise from the ranks: of assuredity he will arise. This Olympics might be his chance!

Originally Posted by Astatine

Olympic security guards cannot speak English
G4S boss discovered Olympic security guard shortfall only a few days ago | Sport | guardian.co.uk

Anti-terror main computer breaks down
Olympic security farce: now MI5 sacks systems experts after anti-terror supercomputer collapse | Mail Online

The race track & Olympic park will not be ready in time
Competitors told Olympic Park isn't ready just two weeks before opening ceremony | Mail Online

Dopy & subversive Asian Muslim immigration officers are allowing known terrorists to pass through Heathrow with a green light
New security fears as Heathrow checks miss terror suspects | UK news | The Observer



What you uberdumpfs don't sem to realise is that the era of the genuine calibre slim quick taling sharp nosed twang White Englishmen is over. He has been replaced by a febrile, limp wristed none too smart idiotic obese type. If it wasn't for the Canadian & Australian imported engineers, the Olympics would never have been built, as there are no more English White engineers up to the job. And it had to be built by Brazilians and East Europeans. If it wasn't for Asians running the petrol stations, food stores, newsagents and BT repair, the UK infrastructure would collapse. Sooties, coconuts and choc ices are needed as banksmen etc, as no English whites are up to the hours.

Due to negative birth rate the native White Englishmen is set to be in the minority by 2050, and almost extinct by 2100.

The only thing that would reverse this terminal decline would be a totalitarian dictatorship akin to "V for Vendetta". Don't say it can't happen: I'm counting on it.

The right man will arise from the ranks: of assuredity he will arise. This Olympics might be his chance!

Presumably you consider yourself to be this man. I will shoot you dead, meglomaniacs have no place in society.

Originally Posted by Astatine

Olympic security guards cannot speak English
G4S boss discovered Olympic security guard shortfall only a few days ago | Sport | guardian.co.uk

Anti-terror main computer breaks down
Olympic security farce: now MI5 sacks systems experts after anti-terror supercomputer collapse | Mail Online

The race track & Olympic park will not be ready in time
Competitors told Olympic Park isn't ready just two weeks before opening ceremony | Mail Online

Dopy & subversive Asian Muslim immigration officers are allowing known terrorists to pass through Heathrow with a green light
New security fears as Heathrow checks miss terror suspects | UK news | The Observer



What you uberdumpfs don't sem to realise is that the era of the genuine calibre slim quick taling sharp nosed twang White Englishmen is over. He has been replaced by a febrile, limp wristed none too smart idiotic obese type. If it wasn't for the Canadian & Australian imported engineers, the Olympics would never have been built, as there are no more English White engineers up to the job. And it had to be built by Brazilians and East Europeans. If it wasn't for Asians running the petrol stations, food stores, newsagents and BT repair, the UK infrastructure would collapse. Sooties, coconuts and choc ices are needed as banksmen etc, as no English whites are up to the hours.

Due to negative birth rate the native White Englishmen is set to be in the minority by 2050, and almost extinct by 2100.

The only thing that would reverse this terminal decline would be a totalitarian dictatorship akin to "V for Vendetta". Don't say it can't happen: I'm counting on it.

The right man will arise from the ranks: of assuredity he will arise. This Olympics might be his chance!

Yes that's nice dear, erm more tea vicar?

Originally Posted by Astatine

Anti-terror main computer breaks down
Olympic security farce: now MI5 sacks systems experts after anti-terror supercomputer collapse | Mail Online

On an anorakish note, the linked article is illustrated with a picture of 'MI5' - unfortunately it is a picture of the SIS building across the river.

Originally Posted by Astatine

Due to negative birth rate the native White Englishmen is set to be in the minority by 2050, and almost extinct by 2100.

On a more serious note, I do sometimes wonder what deep issues lurk behind the obsession displayed by some 'native White Englishmen' with the potency of other races.

Originally Posted by Astatine

Due to negative birth rate the native White Englishmen is set to be in the minority by 2050, and almost extinct by 2100.
!

This is because sex with your mum is illegal and you can't get your right hand pregnant.

Originally Posted by Astatine

Due to negative birth rate the native White Englishmen is set to be in the minority by 2050, and almost extinct by 2100. !

Says who? Are you citing the shoddy mathematics of the Eurabia morons?

From a mate of mine, Artillery, 1960s:

Don't think so. My take on this balls up by G4S is that the troops seconded to do this Olympic stuff will have a ball. Tall fit blokes in uniform. No barracks, no Afghanistan, no danger worth the mention. Just poncing about with a bunch of civilians many of whom will adore 'em. I can tell you if i were in I wouldn't mind a bt of that as a change from regimental life...

[Too bad the government neither adore nor appreciate the forces.]

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As related by my barman, Home Office, WWII, on the frequent rifle shots heard ricocheting through Whitehall:

It wasn't unusual for some bugger to pop off a round at a pigeon sitting on a window ledge down the street. Christ knows why no one was ever killed by this carelessness, but it did result in the installation of weapons racks in the guard rooms of government buildings.

Originally Posted by Cabana

You are a yank, aren't you?

Originally Posted by Astatine

No. I've seen enough Hollywood films about US, UK and Russian troops going renegade in dystopic societies, and knowing how quickly discipline can breakdown or be subverted by a charismatic renegade, that my scenario is eminently plausible in reality: when Englishmen lose it, really lose it, they always give us a body count worth talking about!

Fuck Hollywood!

Not all Yanks are impressed by their arse dribble.