ARmy Rumour SErvice

**Civvy Scum** · 15-07-2012, 19:26

Originally Posted by JoeyDeacon

Anyone do a BBQ today ? we got away with it...got some pork fillet, soaked in mustard and wrapped in bacon...awesome

We've just had chicken fajitas, yum. Nice and hot for the ring sting tomorrow morning as well. Double result.

**Civvy Scum** · 15-07-2012, 19:32

Three options appear viable:

1) This is a wah. In which case you are a cunt, fuck off and die.

2) Which Fleet Street rag you work for Astatine? Assuming you are a pond-life journo cunt, fuck off and die.

3) The OP is a mong cunt, who needs to fuck off and die.

On, and I like cake.

**BONNACON** · 15-07-2012, 19:40

Originally Posted by Koschei

Fuck me, is this chopper still going? Jesus Christ, reading this thread is like being bukkake'd with stupid.

That metaphor will stay with me forever. Ta.

**Astatine** · 15-07-2012, 19:43

With 20% of the entire army in one area, I have a bad feeling about this, especially as the Olympic start falls out this time on 9 Av, a very ominous date in the Hebrew calendar, quite a few bad things also starting on that date through history, including the decree to die in the Sinai wilderness, the destruction of 1st and 2nd Temples, expulsion from Spain, WW1, the 1969 Moon landing, comet Shoemaker hitting Jupiter 1994 etc!

**plunderer** · 15-07-2012, 19:54

Originally Posted by Astatine

No. I've seen enough Hollywood films about US, UK and Russian troops going renegade in dystopic societies, and knowing how quickly discipline can breakdown or be subverted by a charismatic renegade, that my scenario is eminently plausible in reality: when Englishmen lose it, really lose it, they always give us a body count worth talking about!

Ahah! You must a be a johnny foreigner! You were given away by your use of the word 'Englishmen'. You see, a VERY large proportion the British Armed forces are NOT Englishmen at all!!!

By jove, betcha didn't know that, eh?

What are the words for 'Your post is total shite' in your tongue, eh?

tac, also not an Englishman

**Astatine** · 15-07-2012, 20:05

If an "Englishman" is defigned as someone being born in the Land of England, then I am an Englishman, you mushwoq!

**CrashTestDummy** · 15-07-2012, 20:06

Originally Posted by Astatine

If an "Englishman" is defigned as someone being born in the Land of England, then I am an Englishman, you mushwoq!

Your mother must be so proud.

**Civvy Scum** · 15-07-2012, 20:10

Originally Posted by Astatine

With 20% of the entire army in one area, I have a bad feeling about this, especially as the Olympic start falls out this time on 9 Av, a very ominous date in the Hebrew calendar, quite a few bad things also starting on that date through history, including the decree to die in the Sinai wilderness, the destruction of 1st and 2nd Temples, expulsion from Spain, WW1, the 1969 Moon landing, comet Shoemaker hitting Jupiter 1994 etc!

WAH.

Oh and the 1969 moon landing didn't happen, it was all a cover up. If you're going to post bollocks, at least get your facts right. You cunt.