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  1. 18-07-2012, 21:48 #131
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  2. 18-07-2012, 21:48 #132
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    Quote Originally Posted by jumpinjarhead View Post
    Sluggy is traveling to my humble abode to do a bit of "rough shooting" next week with 2 (and a possible 2 more) other ARRSERs brave enough to venture into these redneck hills of north Georgia.
    JJH, you do know that as a British Military Clerk, Sluggy, bless her, is unlikely to be as familiar with firearms as you might think.

    For your own sake, when she is possession of guns AND ammunition, please be stood behind her.







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  3. 18-07-2012, 21:51 #133
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheIronDuke View Post

    Or baldy?
    Baldy you say?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bluntslane View Post
    JJH, you do know that as a British Military Clerk, Sluggy, bless her, is unlikely to be as familiar with firearms as you might think.

    For your own sake, when she is possession of guns AND ammunition, please be stood behind her.







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    Actually in front of the target might be safest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bluntslane View Post
    JJH, you do know that as a British Military Clerk, Sluggy, bless her, is unlikely to be as familiar with firearms as you might think.

    For your own sake, when she is possession of guns AND ammunition, please be stood behind her.







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    Quote Originally Posted by bluntslane View Post
    JJH, you do know that as a British Military Clerk, Sluggy, bless her, is unlikely to be as familiar with firearms as you might think.

    For your own sake, when she is possession of guns AND ammunition, please be stood behind her.
    No, really.
    I almost feel safe enough and I'm in Florida ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail View Post
    It's alright, I'm taking my laptop and a couple of pens just in case anyone gets really chopsie.
    You're going on holiday, try to leave work stuff behind.
    Politically correct doesn't mean morally correct
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    Quote Originally Posted by bluntslane View Post
    You're going on holiday, try to leave work stuff behind.
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    Baldy you say?
    A fair point and well made. Sorry. Not all soft southern puffs are bald. Heres a prez.



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