ARmy Rumour SErvice

Oh great...lets see the calls for banning shotguns being bounded by fuckwits.

Originally Posted by Spaztacus

Finally my home town has something to be remotely famous for. I am led to believe that no other town has yet to produce a 64 year old shotgun wielding madman.Although as many visitors to Clacton on sea would agree the place looks like a set from mad max therefore this is hardly news.

What's the relevance of the shotgun's age?

Is the council going to put up a sign at the entrance to your town?

"Welcome to Clacton, home of the gun toting nutter."

No staying power with todays geriatrics, Gazza had barely made up his shopping list before he'd blown his brains out

Last I heard it was an unlicensed handgun , cant see how as they are banned.

Shotgun was what i heard over facemytwitterbookspace

With all these fucking lunatics cutting about tooled up the last thing we need is for a shotgun ban, we need free shotguns handed out by friendly old ladies outside ASDA for us to protect ourselves with.
Most of these spineless shitheads wouldn't even think about arming themselves if there was a chance they'd end up being faced off by 2 orrible cunts in green kit shouting......prepare to move....move....keep low...lower you fucking maggot...move fast...enemy in open.......
Would also make the news slightly more exciting.
This is just my opinion if yours is different fuck off and don't burst my bubble....its ace living in my head.....free shotguns...Ha!!!

Originally Posted by bentyt

a sign at the entrance to your town?

and another at the exit