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Is he still here?
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- 10-07-2012, 11:52 #122
Originally Posted by BratMedic 
Finally disappeared up his own arsehole in a puff of smoke.I didn't say it was your fucking fault, I said I was blaming you.
I'm only responsible for what I say...not what you understand.
- 10-07-2012, 12:00 #123Senior Member
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Because he's one of these... Originally Posted by Monty417
- 10-07-2012, 12:20 #124Senior Member
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What?.....a dark shadow?.... Originally Posted by goatrutar Because he's one of these...
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- 10-07-2012, 12:27 #125No. One of these. Originally Posted by goatrutar Because he's one of these...
Attachment 80521I didn't say it was your fucking fault, I said I was blaming you.
I'm only responsible for what I say...not what you understand.
- 10-07-2012, 12:38 #126Senior Member
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No, THE Dark Shadow... Originally Posted by Jack H
- 10-07-2012, 13:09 #127Senior Member
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A right tit persumably?.......... Originally Posted by Monty417 Monty417 likes this.'Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.'
---- Norman Schwartzkopf.
"99% of what women post on the internet is made up"
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Depending on how young she looks, I know a few guys in Oldham.........
No wait, sorry no longer available.
I'll keep looking..
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Well the busty barmaid and Big Norm have disappeared in the last few days so they may be delivering a package to Austria or Portugal.
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