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Discuss goatrutar unmasked in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; I thought I'd give you a heads up on this breaking story, whilst Arte is having a cheeky pint down the pub. Our late night Ozzie Repo-Man, known to some as 'goatrutar', has finally been ...
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    goatrutar unmasked

    I thought I'd give you a heads up on this breaking story, whilst Arte is having a cheeky pint down the pub.

    Our late night Ozzie Repo-Man, known to some as 'goatrutar', has finally been unmasked.

    But a question remains. Did he utilise his own rape van?

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    Woof!
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    If you are a dog or an ex-serving dog, or bitch, who wants to network mutual commercial interests, (but not dogging) you can PM my idiot food provider for an invite to join the new ARRSE Business Group. He's known as Arte_et_Marte. WOOF.

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    WTF....let's see him talk his way outta this one!.....
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    Thanks Scooter, that made me chortle
    "A longer yellow streak than a herd of diuretic camels."

    Forget the foreplay, let's have the fag now.

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    AeM should password protect his computer in future.Good spot dawgy.

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    That's probably the best thing I've read in ages. Cheers for the laugh :p

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    Does he own one of these?


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    Mind you, this sort of behaviour can have serious consequences.

    I lent meself a tenner the other night. Well I'll never see THAT again!
    "A longer yellow streak than a herd of diuretic camels."

    Forget the foreplay, let's have the fag now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lumpy2 View Post
    Mind you, this sort of behaviour can have serious consequences.

    I lent meself a tenner the other night. Well I'll never see THAT again!
    Can I borrow one of those "forgotten" tenners please?

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    Quote Originally Posted by toffeewrapper1 View Post
    AeM should password protect his computer in future.Good spot dawgy.
    He has changed his password. I have my own account now, so he can feck off.

    Woof!
    If you are a dog or an ex-serving dog, or bitch, who wants to network mutual commercial interests, (but not dogging) you can PM my idiot food provider for an invite to join the new ARRSE Business Group. He's known as Arte_et_Marte. WOOF.

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    Quote Originally Posted by toffeewrapper1 View Post
    Can I borrow one of those "forgotten" tenners please?
    Here you go Toffee.

    You can pay me back at Wakefield.
    "A longer yellow streak than a herd of diuretic camels."

    Forget the foreplay, let's have the fag now.

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