Discuss goatrutar unmasked in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; SIB to be a bit more precise!...
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SIB to be a bit more precise!
Don’t say, “It’s been a good day” till sundown.
Don’t say, “She’s a good wife” till she’s buried.
Don’t say, “It’s a good sword” till you’ve tested it.
Don’t say, “She’s a good girl” till she’s married off.
Don’t say, “The ice is safe” till you’ve crossed it.
Don’t say, “The beer is good” till you’ve drunk the last of it.
From Hávamál, a Viking poem.
- 08-07-2012, 09:28 #32Senior Member
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Nah, there just cunts!
Originally Posted by BratMedic 
- 08-07-2012, 09:33 #33Senior Member
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Yeah, you're right.
Don’t say, “It’s been a good day” till sundown.
Don’t say, “She’s a good wife” till she’s buried.
Don’t say, “It’s a good sword” till you’ve tested it.
Don’t say, “She’s a good girl” till she’s married off.
Don’t say, “The ice is safe” till you’ve crossed it.
Don’t say, “The beer is good” till you’ve drunk the last of it.
From Hávamál, a Viking poem.
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I wouldn't go near there. Not too keen on being hacked to death by the local triads. Originally Posted by Nignoy
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Who is that? Looks a lot better presented than me. If you want a likeness of me you'll need a pic of a fat skinhead who looks like he sleeps in a charity bin. Originally Posted by happybonzo So violent masterbating does make you lose your hair. The proof at last
Add a number 2 haircut and that'd be pretty close to me.Last edited by goatrutar; 08-07-2012 at 13:52.
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Compelling evidence, I feel:
And just to be cleR... Goatrutaris the one on the left.T w a t t i p u s
a soldier no more,
Still a massive twat though!
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Guffaw!! 3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........
FFS Pass me the bloody matches.
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It's a bastard when you loose a contact lens. Originally Posted by Twattipus Compelling evidence, I feel:
And just to be cleR... Goatrutaris the one on the left.
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