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  1. 07-07-2012, 15:29 #11
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    Quality! fucking Quality.
    Everyone deserves a second chance, except those who try to shaft me and fail.

    We are the Pilgrims, Master, we shall go always a little further,

    It may be beyond the Blue mountain barred with snow,

    Across that Angry or Glittering Sea.
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  2. 07-07-2012, 16:13 #12
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    Gettin' jiggy wit' his hos after a night on the meths.




    Finding his way home proved a little more tricky...

    Last edited by Lardbeast; 08-07-2012 at 15:24.
    "Justice tastes like hairy Bovril!" - RTFQ
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lardbeast View Post
    Gettin' jiggy wit' his hos after a night on the meths.





    Finding his way home proved a little more tricky.


    Thanks for that,I was just about to eat,it can wait now.
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  4. 07-07-2012, 18:27 #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3123 View Post

    (By the way Scooterdog - stop lying behind Artes chair, you know he's getting a bit doddery in his advancing years, he keeps tripping over you boy... today a twisted ankle, tomorrow it'll be one of his hips.)
    Serves him right. Doddering old cunt, and you don't want to know what he served me for 'breakfast' this morning.

    But I'll have him. It's just a question of timing.

    Woof!
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    I know for a fact that dogs cannot type, you lying(in wait) cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flagrantviolator View Post
    I know for a fact that dogs cannot type, you lying(in wait) cunt.
    Yes they can!

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    Name: 38328496.jpg Views: 291 Size: 181.0 KBName: 59225016.jpg Views: 297 Size: 184.3 KB

    I got a bit bored...
    http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g3...roesbeach1.jpg
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flagrantviolator View Post
    I know for a fact that dogs cannot type, you lying(in wait) cunt.
    Fuck you humanoid.

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    Woof!
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  9. 07-07-2012, 20:15 #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScooterDog View Post
    Fuck you humanoid.

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    Woof!
    Looks like your dog has a notification!
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    Billy Connolly has started dyeing his hair?
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