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  1. 04-07-2012, 19:59 #1
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    Girl in the BT advert - whiny voice…

    …shit tits…



    …and lies there like a log.

    Warning, this post contains some flash photography.
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  2. 04-07-2012, 20:23 #2
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    Yes but I wouldnt mind comparing broadband speeds with her
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    I'd still rattle it until something fell off...
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    There are devices to stop the whining

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    I'd be up her like free snuff up a Scotsman!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fablonbiffchitthe1st View Post
    Yes but I wouldnt mind comparing broadband speeds with her
    I could happily download my data-packets to her server all night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sunnoficarus View Post
    …shit tits…



    …and lies there like a log.

    She played Fanny Hill for foxes glacier mints.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by re-stilly View Post
    There are devices to stop the whining

    Whats wrong with using something a bit more natural, like a cock?
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  9. 04-07-2012, 21:15 #9
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    I'd switch it off and switch it back on again a few times before I gave up on it!
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  10. 05-07-2012, 08:52 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by re-stilly View Post
    There are devices to stop the whining


    Certainly wouldnt have TalkTalk problems. Geddit?
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