- 04-07-2012, 22:55 #81
Chicken gizzards on R'n'R in Kenya, the stench alone was bad enough to make you want to spew, so I politely declined their offer of dinner and stuck to the liquid diet.
I still don't even know what chicken gizzards are, but by fuck did they honk.
Last edited by techno-spastic; 04-07-2012 at 22:58.It's a fine line between bravery and stupidity...
- 04-07-2012, 23:06 #82what the world needs is an enema, make that two - just to give it a sense of purpose.
US electoral democracy is just a structured system of legalised bribery.
a senior Chinese officer has said, “all the great nations in the world own aircraft carriers – they are symbols of a great nation”. That’s why China has just commissioned its first. By the same token, to opt for a “carrier gap” of some years is to abandon your responsibilities.
- 04-07-2012, 23:11 #83
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- Westpoint likes this.
At least you could smoke on the flights back then and do the mad dash to the bar when they refuelled at Ascension."What goes on in the gym - stays in the gym". Fatbadge 061108 (Blowing out of his ricker)
"Haribo is not Breakfast" Mrs OriginalPhantom 190409
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"Sorry Dale but with a gun at my head (and a plank strapped across my arse to stop me falling in) you would get the best twenty seconds of your life. " Mushroom 1829hrs 070411.
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- 04-07-2012, 23:24 #84
In Denmark, I had a Boff Med Blod Log one night when I fell out of a club, have me the squirts for nigh on a week. That and McDonalds, the smell of their places makes me dry heaveArte et Marte (twist to open)
I like to tell people I can weld anything but Kryptonite. If Superman won't touch it, neither will I.
- 04-07-2012, 23:28 #85
Tabuk - the Lockheed mess ran by Egyptians. Seems the reefer truck out of Jeddah had failed a few hours out and delivered to the compound two days later. The mess manager declared it good and refroze everything. Cue the whole SOC and Control Tower / Comms crews down with the squitters (a lovely Tacan term, so descriptive). The only walking survivor was Twizzle, a diesel weasel who was pickled in Siddiqi. The rest of us were shepherded at gun point by the National Guard onto the buses and forced back to work. Not a high point in my career ...Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.
- 04-07-2012, 23:32 #86
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- The Isle of Innisfree
London is pork so rare it's practically tartare, & I don't mean it's been cured or preserved in any way!To eat well in England one must have breakfast three times a day
London: its "buzz" and "vibrancy"... can be codewords for drugs, late-night noise and multi-culturalism run (literally) riot.
- 05-07-2012, 01:28 #87
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- Hong Kong
- 05-07-2012, 03:06 #88
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All you well travelled youngsters and No one mentions Pla Raah, thailands own edible bio nuclear upto 100 year old dried and reconstituted fish, alive with liver flukes and a bouquet to turn stomaches of everyone within 2 mile radius, I still get reminded by the occasional ancient Op Crown survivor , how I had to serve bully beef and snake beans and hard tack 3 times aday(only had hardtack for 7 days)for 22days,because the roads were washed out, aussies airdropped us half a ton of minging mutton shoulders, served it up roasted till it was was fat free, wheel barrowed into the dining room let the animals help themselves!!the real delicacy came later, it took 59 &54 sqn nearly 6 months to build a swimming pool we had been using it for 8 weeks , because of water shortage, we ended up drinking the swimming pool Water!!served 13 years, was a very average squaddie, tried selection a couple of times, failed of course, Retrained as a zookeeper in Hannover Germany in 69 never looked back, 3 marriages, moved to australia in 96, retired in 2002
- 05-07-2012, 07:32 #89
- 05-07-2012, 07:43 #90www.gimpball-rally.com
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