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Discuss Breast of British ?? in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by netleyned Long wheel base Merc sprinter Paint it a nice shade of mid-blue, with "Schnellimbiss" and "Wolfgang" on the sides and become the legend re-incarnate....
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    Quote Originally Posted by netleyned View Post
    Long wheel base Merc sprinter
    Paint it a nice shade of mid-blue, with "Schnellimbiss" and "Wolfgang" on the sides and become the legend re-incarnate.

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    Best van ever
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    I like to snatch kisses - and vice versa

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    Quote Originally Posted by netleyned View Post
    Right -O I'll got the following:

    Long wheel base Merc sprinter
    4 x 3m length of blue nylon rope (The 14 yr old can stay at home)
    10m black nasty
    A rather soiled matress thrown out of the YMCA
    Plasti-cuffs
    A stack load of extra strong nodders
    A small camcorder and tripod
    The location of a few good lay-bys in the Kirkby/Sutton in Ashfield environs

    Now has anyone got any chloroform and a source for a good alibi?
    Do be aware that you need proper ventilation when using chloroform in a confined area. It'd be a shame to blow up your shiny new van when you spark up a post rape ciggy. Rohypnol is the professionals choice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by B_AND_T View Post
    Even the 14 year old? Who the fuck are you, Gary Glitter?
    Pleased to meet you sir!

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    Considering the eldest daughter is reported to be 30, none of the 4 look to be under the age of 35! If facial ageing is a direct result of multiple boob jobs, I hope the 14 year old steers clear!

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    GM 65 facial ageing is the least of their problems, terminal stupidity is far worse and cannot be cured!
    Although Dr Browning may have an answer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drlligaf View Post
    GM 65 facial ageing is the least of their problems, terminal stupidity is far worse and cannot be cured!
    Although Dr. Love Truncheon may have an answer.
    Gratis.
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    I thought for a moment there GM was saying her eldest daughter was 30...
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainPlume View Post
    I thought for a moment there GM was saying her eldest daughter was 30...
    Age, or size?

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    I bow to no man with my love of tits, BUT.
    I know this thread is in the NAAFI, but why, oh, why are attention seekers like this given the publicity? Reminds me of that thread last year with the munter who was banned from the nightclub for inappropriate dress sense. No class, no self respect, no shame. I have a shred of sympathy for the daughters - with a role model like Chantel, what chance did they have of a dignified life? Next stop, Big Brother. What a country.

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