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    Colour Coding Idea

    An idle musing while trying to stay awake watching the footy.

    What are thoughts on a colour code system for posters? The username could be coded into three categories

    1. Serving and ex military (Army). Know what a Hexy block is and what to do with the 10 man rat pack sausages when the middle one is taken out.

    2. Andrew, Crabfat and STAB, plus Wives Of. Likely to have iPads confiscated, have a big moustache and also a beret shaped to nick plates from the cookhouse or wear Ron Hills to the NAAFI with white stilettos.

    3. Civvies. Feckless cunt no mark hangers on Shitheads who don't have a reason to post on here except to pretend they're something they never were and talk shite on things they have not got the first fucking scooby about.

    Works for me. I'll know who's opinion to at least listen to and who's to fuck off at the high port.

    Just an idea, like.
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    Never take off..... 5A/ Door bunk up would never accept that shes a 3

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    Where would people have to send proof of their acceptability for each category?

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    Female posters would have to send pictures of them self in just a pair of knickers, with a recognisable acommodation block or married pad in the background.

    Painted breeze block and a training poster in the background is a plus.

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    I am not a number!

    Well ok, 3.

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    3 for me. Just like at least 75% on here I suspect. Meh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buzz View Post
    Female posters would have to send pictures of them self in just a pair of knickers, with a recognisable acommodation block or married pad in the background.

    Painted breeze block and a training poster in the background is a plus.
    Why the knickers? Or is the "No GSH Shots rule going to apply here too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Fingerz View Post
    Why the knickers? Or is the "No GSH Shots rule going to apply here too?
    You have no sense of mystery do you old chap?

    What's not to like about a hint of huge untrimmed cold war bush peeking out of the edge of pair of hockey knickers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buzz View Post
    You have no sense of mystery do you old chap?

    What's not to like about a hint of huge untrimmed cold war bush peeking out of the edge of pair of hockey knickers?
    Practically everything since you ask.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Fingerz View Post
    Practically everything since you ask.
    Suit yourself then.

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