Discuss If you were cast adrift in an open boat... in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; ...with Sluggy and Bigbird for company, which of them would you eat first?
Bear in mind that there's no other food available and you have no idea of how long it will be before you ...
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If you were cast adrift in an open boat...
...with Sluggy and Bigbird for company, which of them would you eat first?
Bear in mind that there's no other food available and you have no idea of how long it will be before you are rescued.
Please provide the reasons for your choice, be they scientific or social. Likes will be awarded for practical and entertaining uses for the inedible bits."Hurrah for the Works Group" just doesn't have the same ring...
"A volunteer is worth ten pressed men."
So, a TA battalion or nine Regular Guards battalions? Not a difficult choice, then (especially as we don't have nine Regular Guards battalions).
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- 30-06-2012, 00:45 #2Senior Member
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Book a holiday mate.
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Vad en skit thread!
- 30-06-2012, 00:53 #4You'll change your tune when it reaches 500 posts.
Originally Posted by supermatelot 
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And you'll find that the Swedish for thread is tråd.
Fucking polyglot waltLast edited by putteesinmyhands; 30-06-2012 at 00:58.
"Hurrah for the Works Group" just doesn't have the same ring...
"A volunteer is worth ten pressed men."
So, a TA battalion or nine Regular Guards battalions? Not a difficult choice, then (especially as we don't have nine Regular Guards battalions).
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As in thead of silk yes, not as in thread of internet bollocks - Swede Walt
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Are we talking internet boat or real life? Because the Snail is in real life is a 63 year old accountant from Cromer. And there's not a lot of eating on him.
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surely the author is assuming that they would be able to eat one of the ladies before they got to him first.
I think I would play it safe and eat my own legs so I could use the bones to beat them off.putteesinmyhands and The_Snail like this.what the world needs is an enema, make that two - just to give it a sense of purpose.
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- 30-06-2012, 02:06 #8
Given the likely topics of conversation of my companions, I'd opt to slip quietly over the side and drown.
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Surely you could make the pony last for a week or two?
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- 30-06-2012, 02:14 #10Would it have the stamina? Originally Posted by Mark The Convict A bloke with a cheerful despotism.
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