ARmy Rumour SErvice

Originally Posted by goatrutar

What about option 3? Bigbird and sluggy have a big lez off and I eat my own arm. They can eat my jism from my furious wanking. Therefore the boat is self sustaining.

Until you run out of arms.

Then the burds will just point at you and laugh at your sudden misfortune, as they continue to rug munch causing you to die of frustration. And acute blood loss. Probably.

You've found the flaw in my cunning plan. Damn your eyes!

Originally Posted by putteesinmyhands

...with Sluggy and Bigbird for company, which of them would you eat first?

Bear in mind that there's no other food available and you have no idea of how long it will be before you are rescued.

Please provide the reasons for your choice, be they scientific or social. Likes will be awarded for practical and entertaining uses for the inedible bits.

Fuck off mate......you'd be in a butty before the first seagull crapped on your head!

Originally Posted by beagleboy

Righteo, seeing that I'm rather one dimensional, for what it's worth, my decision making skills would be - who's got the smaller breastage?

She goes first. Gotta look at something that just the fucking oggin, so it may as well be a pair of tits.

Somehow I think I'm going to regret that statement. *trembles with fear at the thought of sluggy and/or bird-of-prey reading this*

Given Slugster has tits that wouldn't look out of place as shoulder blades...I win!

Considering I'm what you'd class as a "plus sized gent" I'd imagine I would end up in a nice curry. Mmmm curries.

I'd like to know who'd be brave enough to get on a boat with us in the first place.