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    fuck, you sure its not a test??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biscuits_AB View Post
    They could easily be Geordies.
    You want your fucking go you?
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    Sorry, I should have explained. You need to post a photo of your tits, unfortunately it's the rules, I'd change it if I could be arrsed but I can't.

    Tits?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biscuits_AB View Post
    Miss Hull? Wooo, she's rough as a wart hogs ball bag.
    Goodness me, you have a way with words.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CQMS View Post
    Sorry, I should have explained. You need to post a photo of your tits, unfortunately it's the rules, I'd change it if I could be arrsed but I can't.

    Tits?
    I need to post my tits to twat Biscuits_AB for starting on Geordies? You can fuck off in all.
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    Hmm i think i have a wee problem there, if i tried to take a photo of my tits, holding the camera at arms length would mean only getting one in the frame.......dont have a wide angled lense...

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    Quote Originally Posted by cheekyruby View Post
    Hmm i think i have a wee problem there, if i tried to take a photo of my tits, holding the camera at arms length would mean only getting one in the frame.......dont have a wide angled lense...
    Get a knife, cut them off. Lay them on the floor and take a fucking picture.

    Do I have to think of everything?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cheekyruby View Post
    Hmm i think i have a wee problem there, if i tried to take a photo of my tits, holding the camera at arms length would mean only getting one in the frame.......dont have a wide angled lense...
    I feel your pain Hun. Maybe strap the camera on the end of a broom handle?

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    erm no i like them where they are..but thanks for trying to help....you just have to perv my legs instead...

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheIronDuke View Post
    I feel your pain Hun. Maybe strap the camera on the end of a broom handle?

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    my arms aint that short !

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