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    I bet she's filthy in bed.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mexeman View Post
    I bet she's filthy in bed.....

    Throw a chocolate gateau on the bed and she'll be on her knees with her arse up in the air in 2 seconds......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mexeman View Post
    I bet she's filthy in bed.....
    As in what sense, she's shat it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by vinniethemanxcat View Post
    Throw a chocolate gateau on the bed and she'll be on her knees with her arse up in the air in 2 seconds......
    Make it a picnic hamper and form a queue.
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    I was more concerned about this character, who I imagine is also filthy in bed...
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    Quote Originally Posted by R.D.D. View Post
    I was more concerned about this character, who I imagine is also filthy in bed...

    I for one would have no desire whatsoever to put that theory to the test.
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    [QUOTE=R.D.D.;4486742]I was more concerned about this character, who I imagine is also filthy in bed...[/QUOTE]

    Only with other men I would have thought, judging by his Blue Oyster Clubbing outfit!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by History_Man View Post
    As in what sense, she's shat it?
    Police, Filth, Arrse, oh fuck it, never mind....
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    Quote Originally Posted by lacrabat View Post
    So the plod had to resort to this tactic because the gangs keep legging it and getting away? They were operating on a fucking bridge, all the plod had to do is deploy in extended line from both ends and move towards the middle. No need for buses or helicopters, with the added bonus that some of the scummers might have chanced their arm by jumping into the Thames.......
    If they'd have jumped, under this country's pathetic law, plod would've been liable as due to the human rights act- they owe a 'duty of care' to the criminals- sorry - 'suspects'
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