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Originally Posted by History_Man

She'd probably be grateful to be internally searched herself...

I'd do it. I'd be especially gentle because she is a 'Police Person.'

Are you appropriately equipped and trained...or have you been watching a lot of videos on xhamster?

Originally Posted by ordinaryforces

Whats with the gloves?? are they really needed? ..oh I forgot elf and safety innit.

Sort of, those arrested asked her to wear them as they didn't want to catch fat fuck disease.

Originally Posted by History_Man

Are you appropriately equipped and trained...or have you been watching a lot of videos on xhamster?

I trained at Bernard Mathews.

So the plod had to resort to this tactic because the gangs keep legging it and getting away? They were operating on a fucking bridge, all the plod had to do is deploy in extended line from both ends and move towards the middle. No need for buses or helicopters, with the added bonus that some of the scummers might have chanced their arm by jumping into the Thames.......

Originally Posted by Tremaine

One of the few things you can like about France, is that they expel their illegals and foreign criminals. About 45000 are to get their marching orders this year, even better than the 35000 boot outs they had planned. Even twenty odd years ago they were shipping out multi coloured crooked freeloaders by the plane load. Wonder if they got a few Liberal wets out of their cream polyester beds and made them carry luggage...

Anyone up there listening?

Read Zareen Ahmadzai: Taliban soldier who killed in battle wins fight to stay in UK | Mail Online our lot reckon they got mag to grid of 52,000 last year!

Originally Posted by History_Man

Are you appropriately equipped and trained...or have you been watching a lot of videos on xhamster?

There's a difference?

Originally Posted by Fat_Cav

Wtf??

Yes, as part of the Met's diversity policy, they have been recruiting from Oompa Loompa Land.