Discuss Humping the ex's....dog in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; What sort of fuckwit rapes a dog? Anyone with half a brain is going to see it limping out of the bedroom and know exactly what's happened.
A penguin would be a much better option....
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About LinkBacks- 29-06-2012, 20:37 #31Senior Member
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What sort of fuckwit rapes a dog? Anyone with half a brain is going to see it limping out of the bedroom and know exactly what's happened.
A penguin would be a much better option.Try not to die a virgin. When you get to heaven they make you fuck a suicide bomber.
- 29-06-2012, 21:23 #32Senior Member
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Good collar for the local plod they must have followed a lead.....
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In both cases my initial thought was 'must have happened in 'The Forest''.
- 29-06-2012, 22:32 #34Good chance it was better looking than my current one.
Originally Posted by Sparky2339 
Mind you, 'on a time, she was a magnificent pair of puppies . . .
P'raps that's what wass on his mind . . .
And hands up any man on here who hasn't been with a dog or two along the way . . . .Summer grasses - all that is left of the dreams of soldiers
- 30-06-2012, 00:03 #35
Shite defense brief.
But following his arrest Saunders was asked to provide an “intimate sample” which, following forensic examinations, showed a 100% match to the DNA of a domestic dog.
He could have been shagging any dog. Where is the evidence he was shagging his ex wifes dog?
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- 30-06-2012, 00:36 #36Or, indeed, the woman could have sneaked a gobble off the other dog before giving the bloke a blow job. Originally Posted by TheIronDuke
Neither the man nor the woman would have mentioned the bout of oral sex because it's rude."Hurrah for the Works Group" just doesn't have the same ring...
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So, a TA battalion or nine Regular Guards battalions? Not a difficult choice, then (especially as we don't have nine Regular Guards battalions).
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Dog sex case: Nicholas Saunders found guilty (From Wilts and Gloucestershire Standard)
Fucking hell, its getting better all the time this story"Half way up I peered through the top bannister to see what he was doing. Sasha was laid on her side on the bed and he was trying to guide his penis into her," she alleged.
"I don't know if he still had his boxers on but I could see his penis – it wasn't in the dog's vagina but he appeared to be guiding it in. He had an erection.
"Sasha has a big vagina and I could see it clearly.
"I think I must have hit some sort of shock. I hid back a little bit because he started moving and I didn't want him to see me.
"After a minute I looked around again. He must have turned the dog onto her back and he was in the middle of the bed on all fours holding onto her thighs. He was having intercourse with her. I could see his penis going and in and out of the dog's vagina.
"She was being passive. She wasn't even moving.
"I plucked up the courage to go up the rest of the stairs and went to the bedroom doorway and said to him 'get the f**k out of my house.'
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What a bitch, getting caught like this.
No it wasn't Barking mate, it was Lechlade, a much more leafy village. Originally Posted by happybonzo
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