Discuss Humping the ex's....dog in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; They should stand him naked in a room with the dog. If it licks his balls or sniffs his arse, he should get away with it....
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About LinkBacks- 29-06-2012, 13:22 #21
They should stand him naked in a room with the dog. If it licks his balls or sniffs his arse, he should get away with it.
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- 29-06-2012, 13:32 #22Senior Member
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'Saunders, who separated from Ms Thacker 13 years ago, denied the charge and claimed his ex-wife had seen him merely "climbing over the dog" to get out of bed to use the toilet'.
As excuses go, that's a beaut.
'Well, officer, I was asleep in bed, and I usually sleep in the buff, and I usually wake up with a hard-on. The dog usually kips on the bed, but for some reason it was under the duvet rather than on top. I didn't want to wake it up, so I tried to climb over it, but I got my penis stuck in its hoop. The only way I could get free was to thrust forwards and back repeatedly, and that's when the ex walked in ...'Last edited by weekend_worrier; 29-06-2012 at 19:07.
- 29-06-2012, 13:37 #23
A recently published book by an Army ex-dog handler was later found on the premises. There may be some connection.
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- 29-06-2012, 13:42 #24Senior Member
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The Court Recorder wants to get to the bottom of it titter titter.
And as for the FAMOUS QUALITY PUBLISHED AUTHOR, I thought the book was a chapter light. Or maybe that's where the sequel starts.
- 29-06-2012, 13:49 #25Senior Member
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Anyone else read that link title as "Lechlade man found guilty of having sex with bull mastiff dog; well this is Gloucestershire"
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- 29-06-2012, 13:55 #26Think the bloke wanted go a step further than the 'cat rapist'. Originally Posted by Mattb
Devasted owner speaks out after her cat Daisy was abducted and raped | Gloucestershire News | This is Gloucestershire
I think I'd look boss eyed after that as well.
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- 29-06-2012, 15:27 #28Senior Member
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surely you couldn't get far with a cat - even if willing and it had its bits you would need damn good aim to avoid getting your pencil sharpened.
separated 13 years ago - what kind of lives do these people leave? makes stenders seem normal*
*not that I advocate watching east enders in any form to find outwhat the world needs is an enema, make that two - just to give it a sense of purpose.
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It could have been so much worse. He could have raped the Dog's Ex.
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At the police line- up the dog bit the defendant's balls and muttered through clenched teeth, "Dats da dorrry basstudd...."
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