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Discuss Granny Fanny - When is too old too old? in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by CptDanjou I could not bear to watch this , maybe you can ........... Link removed as it was porn + Ive been told off! Go on put the link on I double ...
  1. 30-06-2012, 16:50 #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by CptDanjou View Post
    I could not bear to watch this , maybe you can ...........


    Link removed as it was porn + Ive been told off!

    Go on put the link on I double dare you please
    Pissed off and skint so no change then
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  2. 30-06-2012, 18:06 #62
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    Only limit is when you find it stuck together like a cheese toastie!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pling View Post
    Only limit is when you find it stuck together like a cheese toastie!
    Or it looks like a dead hedgehog...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pebbles015 View Post
    Where did all the white dog shit go?
    ITs to do with bonemeal that they used to add to dog food to bulk it out with. Its no longer used.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SUNRAY_MINOR View Post
    Fucking Star Wars bar, is that where they all go now Manhattans has closed down?
    You should know sunray you have hung out the back most of them at manhattans
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pebbles015 View Post
    Where did all the white dog shit go?
    You used to be able to use it for drawing up hopscotch squares. Apparently every self respecting school boy had a piece of white dog ordure in his pocket for this purpose.
    "A longer yellow streak than a herd of diuretic camels."

    Forget the foreplay, let's have the fag now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodney2q View Post
    Google it. There is bound to be a collector's web site or someone selling the stuff on ebay...

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    Oddly enough, the question has come up on here on more than one occasion, and the answer seems to be just as JoeCivvie says.
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    I saw this (yes it Is safe for work) and thought of this thread... I suspect it can only go down hill from here.
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    "I saw this (yes it Is safe for work) and thought of this thread... I suspect it can only go down hill from here."Result! After what they've been through it'd be impossible to shock or offend them. I see that as a challenge...
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    Quote Originally Posted by longlivethequeen View Post
    Go on put the link on I double dare you please
    Check out post #9
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