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Discuss Granny Fanny - When is too old too old? in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by CptDanjou I could not bear to watch this , maybe you can ........... Not bad tits for her age- and I have done uglier but perhaps not older....
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    Quote Originally Posted by CptDanjou View Post
    I could not bear to watch this , maybe you can ...........
    Not bad tits for her age- and I have done uglier but perhaps not older.
    Last edited by maninblack; 30-06-2012 at 11:16.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grey_Mafia65 View Post
    I was impressed with how flexible she was!
    I suspect the replaceement hips need tightening up. That said too old I suspect is when even the gate sentry at brompton sends them to the RBL is possibly too old. Judging by the very interesting standards of the Royal Corps nothing is too old in Chatham!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ugly View Post
    I suspect the replaceement hips need tightening up. That said too old I suspect is when even the gate sentry at brompton sends them to the RBL is possibly too old. Judging by the very interesting standards of the Royal Corps nothing is too old in Chatham!
    Corps of Royal, if you please!
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    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........

    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........

    FFS Pass me the bloody matches.

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    I was on public transport in green after being hoodwinked into doing something pointless with my stab unit when this old woman came and sat next to me despite being plenty of empty seats. she then starts touching me up with a whispered invitation to continue at a later time. To my continued shame I refused her. I was young and had standards then you see
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    What's the difference between granny fanny and Australia? Everyone knows where it is but no one wants to go there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DRIVER_B_III_RASC View Post
    What's the difference between granny fanny and Australia? Everyone knows where it is but no one wants to go there.
    Yeah, great joke, but the question should have been "What do Granny Fanny and Australia have in common?" because you are pointing out what is the same about the two things, rather than the two things that differentiate them. Its very complicated, but do you see that now?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ugly View Post
    I suspect the replaceement hips need tightening up. That said too old I suspect is when even the gate sentry at brompton sends them to the RBL is possibly too old. Judging by the very interesting standards of the Royal Corps nothing is too old in Chatham!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cheekyruby View Post
    All I can say to all you big strong men, who just cant stop talking about sex, deciding who too feck in the celebratory world or what fat munter you want to shag, all it took was for the old dear to get some pleasure..to make you hit the close button........YA bunch of fecking cowards.....haha... big..no HUGE girls blouse..hahaha...just hope you can still knock one out at that age without heart failure.....
    Did she just say "huge girls"?
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    What have dog shit and women got in common...the older they get the easier they are to pick up.
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