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    Jurno nearly gets her hoop involuntarily booted in

    British journalist Natasha Smith, 22, recalls horrific sexual assault in Egypt's Tahrir Square | Mail Online

    Must admit I have a cabbie on it, given the chance......

    The moral of this story is dont go to shitholes and think youll be treated like you will in uk......
    I would rather be mexican bumwanked by giant haystacks and ram a jam jar of angry wasps up my ronson than be Camberwell Carrott.........

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    At 21 I doubt she was an experienced or qualified reporter.

    Silly girl.

    And the private school mongs who employed her.

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    But did she enjoy it, does she secretly long for those masterful men?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CQMS View Post
    But did she enjoy it, does she secretly long for those masterful men?
    You obviously enjoyed your time in a Turkish prison.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bitterandtwisted View Post
    British journalist Natasha Smith, 22, recalls horrific sexual assault in Egypt's Tahrir Square | Mail Online

    Must admit I have a cabbie on it, given the chance......

    The moral of this story is dont go to shitholes and think youll be treated like you will in uk......
    We now have plenty of shitholes in the UK where she would get exactly the same treatment. It`s her own fault for being a woman, the Koran says so.
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    I bet she came.
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    Isn't this a case of plagiarism? ISTR exactly the same thing happening to a Yank journalist in exactly the same place when the Arab Spring was first sprung.
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    Emily Maitlis is true wanking fodder. I'd do things to her - and would even achieve some usage from my chocolate fondue set in doing said things. If you ever see anyone in a middle-eastern hotbed of trouble, surrounding a news reporter and brandishing a teaspoon or an egg whisk, it'll be me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buzz View Post
    You obviously enjoyed your time in a Turkish prison.
    Tahir Square was better, there was this silly tart.

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    Stupid Slut..you took the cash to go to this backward place ...fuckin deal with this.

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