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Discuss Some of lifes unanswered questions in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by Tricky1982 Why do jilted/miserable fuckwitts like these always kill their kids out of spite? Police: Bodies Of Three Children Found Be fair, it might not have been spite. Maybe he just didn't ...
  1. 16-07-2012, 20:01 #521
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tricky1982 View Post
    Why do jilted/miserable fuckwitts like these always kill their kids out of spite?

    Police: Bodies Of Three Children Found

    Be fair, it might not have been spite. Maybe he just didn't like them.
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    why is it that people who run in the 100m Paralympics got fuck all wrong with them? and can still run faster than my moped goes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by liamk1990 View Post
    why is it that people who run in the 100m Paralympics got fuck all wrong with them? and can still run faster than my moped goes?
    Why do people ride mopeds? Wouldn't it be easier and cheaper to admit you're gay?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3123 View Post
    Your moped is clearly a spastic...

    And should be shot, as they have no real contribution to society other than to mong about with a bent hand under thier crippled chins, or be photographed next to do gooders or politicians..
    A spastic moped? Yes it should be shot and the remains sent to china to be recycled into nice shiny DVD players.
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    Quote Originally Posted by goatrutar View Post
    Why do people ride mopeds? Wouldn't it be easier and cheaper to admit you're gay?
    Fat girls are like mopeds - alright to ride till your mates see you on one!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tricky1982 View Post
    Fat girls are like mopeds - alright to ride till your mates see you on one!
    No, smashing a fat bird is just taking one for the team. Wobbling around on an asthmatic 50cc moped is evidence you let sailors in your bottom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3123 View Post
    Just spastics in general... the dribbly high pitched bastards.
    OT, but a particular social hand grenade at University (not me for once) on one of our first nights there asked another Fresher who was a bit wobbly and dribbling however much she had had to drink. "I've got cerebral palsy," came the reply.
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    Did you hear about the spastic who won the dancing competition?
    He only got up to get a drink...

    That's not my hat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by goatrutar View Post
    Did you hear about the spastic who won the dancing competition?
    He only got up to get a drink...

    That's not my hat.
    What was he drinking?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tricky1982 View Post
    Why do jilted/miserable fuckwitts like these always kill their kids out of spite?

    Police: Bodies Of Three Children Found
    Because at times, just putting your kids on the naughty step doesn't stop their unruly behaviour.
    "Two in the goo, one in the poo".

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