ARmy Rumour SErvice

**donmac** · 16-07-2012, 07:09

Originally Posted by 3123

Thats mmericans names there... they also named much of thier Eastern seaboard after Brit places... which demonstrates an early compunction for having no imagination outwith Hollywood.

They don't 'have' to name them that way, it comes down to lack of education, social difference (and deference), rednickiness (even in the UK) and watching too much reality or daytime TV..

Also it comes down to to NEXT shopping yummy mummy fuckwittery that dictates that thier child is far better and cuter than every other one and is an individual that must be presented in a 4x4 to the childminder, who teaches them so much, from a set lesson planning rota, don't you know, and then the images get posted on fucking faceache every 20 minutes...

Fucking nonesense...

My Boy is named Archie Thomas 3123 after his grandad on my side and his grandad on hers who fought at Arnhem... so fuck Jeremy Kyle wallers and binty credit card whores rushing to impress thier fuckwit mates on Facearrse...

Did win anything?

Yes. Here, have an "I".

**donmac** · 16-07-2012, 07:10

What was wrong with cured ham?

**mush_dad** · 16-07-2012, 11:24

Originally Posted by Chef

Why isn't 'Phonetic' spelt 'fonetik'?

Yeah, and why isn't 'fish' spelt 'ghoti'?

**AAGF** · 16-07-2012, 11:31

Originally Posted by donmac

What was wrong with cured ham?

Didn't know it was sick?

**phil245** · 16-07-2012, 11:33

Originally Posted by The_Snail

My birthday of course. The same day I have a bath.

whether she needs it or not.

**solomon88** · 16-07-2012, 13:00

If you accidentally put y-fronts on inside-out, its almost impossible to get the old lad out for a piss.

This is the 21st century. Why can't we have proper reversible underwear?

**Cabana** · 16-07-2012, 13:17

Originally Posted by solomon88

If you accidentally put y-fronts on inside-out, its almost impossible to get the old lad out for a piss.

This is the 21st century. Why can't we have proper reversible underwear?

You wear y-fronts?! I thought you knew it was the 21st century.

**solomon88** · 16-07-2012, 13:24

Originally Posted by Cabana

You wear y-fronts?! I thought you knew it was the 21st century.

I was hoping for better support.

**smokerjim** · 16-07-2012, 14:32

Originally Posted by solomon88

If you accidentally put y-fronts on inside-out, its almost impossible to get the old lad out for a piss.

This is the 21st century. Why can't we have proper reversible underwear?

"Hi, this is the 1970s....erm, could we have our underwear back?"

(Ok, its time to fess up....I'm a small-timing Walter Mitty walt)