ARmy Rumour SErvice

**JoeCivvie** · 26-06-2012, 12:01

Originally Posted by 3rdStafford

I was warned to have a box of Kleenex nearby when I watched it, good thing too, I wanked all the way through it.

I laughed at the bit where Amon Goethe (spelling?) popped the KZ with his hunting rifle.

The other bods in the cinema weren't impressed and I was in ill-odour with The Scary One for days after.

**goatrutar** · 26-06-2012, 12:01

Originally Posted by Sixty

I took a girl I liked to see that on a date. Not the brightest move I've ever made but hindsight is always 20/20.

"Hostel" or "The Devils Rejects" would've been better.

**goatrutar** · 26-06-2012, 12:02

Tears are the best lubricant.

**LayKil** · 26-06-2012, 12:03

Ben Parkinson, fine. Olympic Torch, so chavtastically dull and inane I want to cry every time there's a "new" angle about its turgid progress.

**spaz** · 26-06-2012, 12:11

Originally Posted by brettarider

10th Nov last year day I had to put my old gal to sleep after she lost her fight with heart failure one of the only tims it's acceptable for a man to have tears down his face

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Did you skip it, or chuck it in a layby?

**DeadHorse** · 26-06-2012, 12:13

Last Tuesday when my misses ran off with my mate.
God, I miss him........

**skid2** · 26-06-2012, 12:16

Originally Posted by goatrutar:4479828

Originally Posted by skid2

Ms Skid2 announced we were going to Stormont tomorrow. To see Her Maj and Phil. No sooner had I done the Aw FFS and she snapped 'You're going'

Obvious who wears the tweeds in your house then...

You mean its different in other houses?

**Wetneck** · 26-06-2012, 12:20

The only (note pretentious use of bold) time it is acceptable for a bloke to cry without loosing his 'Nails' status is immediately after any severe injury to the cock and/or bollocks. Crying may only be allowed for the duration of the hunched over cupping your damaged man-veg stage, by the time you are upright or you are rolling around on the floor squealing (which is also acceptable in this case) then the crying should have ceased.

Any other attempt at an excuse for crying and the forms immediately get filled in for the huge tube of "No more nails" and commemorative 'Shirt lifting, pork sword gobbler of the year" plate (with faux gold leaf inlay) is filled out and faxed to the medals office Toute de Suite!