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    Quote Originally Posted by jumpinjarhead View Post
    Need I say more:

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    I like how the road markings next to the stall say "yield".

    As if any fat cunt walking by is going to need to be encouraged to give in and eat food so unhealthy it would make a diabetic's leg fall off.

    I'm off to eat sushi in a leaf wrap while I ride my high horse back to my ivory tower...
    I loved the training. All we had to do was bayonet sacks full of straw. Even I could do that. I remember saying to my mum...."These sacks'll be easy to outwit in a battle situation"

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    Quote Originally Posted by jumpinjarhead View Post
    VERY south of the MD line. My market town 7 miles from my lair.
    Did you have to destroy your local Walmart in order to save it, JJH?

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    What`s an Oreo?

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    A chocolate biscuit, some have a cream filled centre.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jumpinjarhead View Post
    VERY south of the MD line. My market town 7 miles from my lair.
    Hmmmm - not much chance of the South rising again on that diet, is there? Except maybe from the EZBoy to the icebox.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bingobongo View Post
    I like how the road markings next to the stall say "yield".
    Can you not fucking read? It says "Deli" soft lad. But it is spelled in American. If you wanted deep fried Oreos would you go to a Yield? Or a Deli? Think it through, do.
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    Seen on the telly only last evening; a confectionary that does chocolate covered bacon.

    Might go well with last week's offering: a bacon-ice cream sundae.

    <barf>

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    Quote Originally Posted by trowel View Post
    What`s an Oreo?
    "A democracy cannot survive as a permanent form of government. It can last only until its citizens discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority (who vote) will vote for those candidates promising the greatest benefits from the public purse, with the result that a democracy will always collapse from loose fiscal policies, always followed by a dictatorship." Lord Thomas MacCauley 1857

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    Quote Originally Posted by King_of_the_Burpas View Post
    Did you have to destroy your local Walmart in order to save it, JJH?
    In my remote area one needs entertainment wherever it can be found.
    "A democracy cannot survive as a permanent form of government. It can last only until its citizens discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority (who vote) will vote for those candidates promising the greatest benefits from the public purse, with the result that a democracy will always collapse from loose fiscal policies, always followed by a dictatorship." Lord Thomas MacCauley 1857

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bingobongo View Post
    I like how the road markings next to the stall say "yield".

    As if any fat cunt walking by is going to need to be encouraged to give in and eat food so unhealthy it would make a diabetic's leg fall off.

    I'm off to eat sushi in a leaf wrap while I ride my high horse back to my ivory tower...
    I would have thought you would be in your Volvo estate wagon and have white wine with your wrap as you read the Country Life.
    "A democracy cannot survive as a permanent form of government. It can last only until its citizens discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority (who vote) will vote for those candidates promising the greatest benefits from the public purse, with the result that a democracy will always collapse from loose fiscal policies, always followed by a dictatorship." Lord Thomas MacCauley 1857

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