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    Her name's Lexi Woo

    What sort of mongtastic name is that?

    Next doors new granddaughter… Jeez!

    ETA: No, it's not a shortened or a nickname, the name is down on the paperwork as Lexi Woo. It was bloody hard to keep a straight face as they paraded the new spawn 'this is Lexi Woo, isn't she gorgeous'?
    Last edited by sunnoficarus; 25-06-2012 at 12:36.
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    Next door....Chinese are they?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biscuits_AB View Post
    Next door....Chinese are they?
    Nah, classic aspirational white chavs.
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    My daughter is called Lexi for short although her full name is Alexandria what up with that? But Woo just sounds like an attention sreaming whore...If it's not a gook.

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    sure thats not what they are calling their poodle?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Taff49 View Post
    sure thats not what they are calling their poodle?
    Don't be silly.... the poodle is called Margaret!
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    I used to work with a girl called Lexi Titcomb.

    I shit you not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunnoficarus View Post
    What sort of mongtastic name is that?

    Next doors new granddaughter… Jeez!

    ETA: No, it's not a shortened or a nickname, the name is down on the paperwork as Lexi Woo. It was bloody hard to keep a straight face as they paraded the new spawn 'this is Lexi Woo, isn't she gorgeous'?
    I'm sure she'll thank them when she starts school and is known as "Sexy Pooh" for the rest of her living days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunnoficarus View Post
    Next doors new granddaughter
    Quote Originally Posted by sunnoficarus View Post
    Nah, classic aspirational white chavs.
    Oh Dear, you admit to that?
    Says loads about you're social standing!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail View Post
    I'm sure she'll thank them when she starts school and is known as "Sexy Pooh" for the rest of her living days.
    The mother is a right humoungous heffer pig, so sexy may be a bit of a misnomer if the genes win out.
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