- 25-06-2012, 13:46 #21Senior Member
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Then again, the lady who edited my former boss's parish magazine was Tess Deakle...
- 25-06-2012, 13:47 #22
- 25-06-2012, 13:49 #23
It sounds better if you shorten it to "Sue"
A l'eau; C'est l'heure.
- 25-06-2012, 14:03 #24
- 25-06-2012, 14:11 #25
Oh Lexi Woo, what shall I do
I’m feeling kind of Limehouse Chinese laundry blue.
If you can't take the RAF, you shouldn't have joined a joke.
- 25-06-2012, 14:22 #26
I always wanted to start a small haulage business and call it Sic Transit. Then hire a receptionist called Gloria Mundy.
"Never served gopping sheeps cunt you say? If I pay him enough can he get me a gong?".
Sun Tzu. The Art Of War.
- 25-06-2012, 14:50 #27
Maybe the parents like this chick ?
Lexi Woo - YouTubeOlder,but no wiser.
- 25-06-2012, 15:58 #28'So, if Little Red Riding Hood should show up with a bazooka and a bad attitude, I expect you to chin the bitch.'
Save time when crossing a one-way street by only looking in the direction of oncoming traffic. - D. Rogers, Hemel Hempstead
When crossing a one-way street always look in BOTH directions in case a large blue furniture removal lorry is reversing the wrong way up the road. - D. Rogers, Hemel Hempstead General Infirmary
- 25-06-2012, 20:04 #29Senior Member
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Bloke at work has called his latest Casper. Fuck knows how I kept my face straight when he told us.
Poor little cunt is either going to grow up nails or a candidate for the funny farm, when the little bastards at the schools around here get going on his name.In my 50's and thus a grumpy old man. Just so long as you realise that I'm right and you're wrong, we'll get along just fine, OK?
- 25-06-2012, 21:07 #30Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.




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