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    Then again, the lady who edited my former boss's parish magazine was Tess Deakle...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bouillabaisse View Post
    They all changed them to "Susan." Don't you read threads any more?
    Susan Zappa? That just sounds stupid!

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    It sounds better if you shorten it to "Sue"
    A l'eau; C'est l'heure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bouillabaisse View Post
    It sounds better if you shorten it to "Sue"
    I just had to Google Suzappa didn't I?

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    Do WHAT?
    "Never served gopping sheeps cunt you say? If I pay him enough can he get me a gong?".
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    Oh Lexi Woo, what shall I do
    I’m feeling kind of Limehouse Chinese laundry blue.

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    I always wanted to start a small haulage business and call it Sic Transit. Then hire a receptionist called Gloria Mundy.
    "Never served gopping sheeps cunt you say? If I pay him enough can he get me a gong?".
    Sun Tzu. The Art Of War.



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    Maybe the parents like this chick ?

    Lexi Woo - YouTube
    Older,but no wiser.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AAGF View Post
    Ancient "Joke" #23

    Isn't Johnny Cash the change you need to buy a Durex from the machine ...
    I'm fucking pinching that
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    Bloke at work has called his latest Casper. Fuck knows how I kept my face straight when he told us.

    Poor little cunt is either going to grow up nails or a candidate for the funny farm, when the little bastards at the schools around here get going on his name.
    In my 50's and thus a grumpy old man. Just so long as you realise that I'm right and you're wrong, we'll get along just fine, OK?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eric Shawn View Post
    I'm fucking pinching that
    It's yours mate ...
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