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  1. 25-06-2012, 12:50 #11
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    Could be Cornish!
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    I blame the sad decline in the ancient art of bullying. When I were a nipper anybody with a weird name got fucked about no end and parents knew this. Now with a school full of Myleene-Tesco and Kyle-Rangerover parents can inflict all manner of stupidity on their poor kids. I only hope that at age 10 Lexi Woo announces "From now on I am Susan. Right?"
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  3. 25-06-2012, 13:01 #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheIronDuke View Post
    I blame the sad decline in the ancient art of bullying. When I were a nipper anybody with a weird name got fucked about no end and parents knew this. Now with a school full of Myleene-Tesco and Kyle-Rangerover parents can inflict all manner of stupidity on their poor kids. I only hope that at age 10 Lexi Woo announces "From now on I am Susan. Right?"
    How old were you when you announced that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheIronDuke View Post
    I blame the sad decline in the ancient art of bullying. When I were a nipper anybody with a weird name got fucked about no end and parents knew this. Now with a school full of Myleene-Tesco and Kyle-Rangerover parents can inflict all manner of stupidity on their poor kids. I only hope that at age 10 Lexi Woo announces "From now on I am Susan. Right?"
    A boy named Sue?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheIronDuke View Post
    I blame the sad decline in the ancient art of bullying. When I were a nipper anybody with a weird name got fucked about no end and parents knew this. Now with a school full of Myleene-Tesco and Kyle-Rangerover parents can inflict all manner of stupidity on their poor kids. I only hope that at age 10 Lexi Woo announces "From now on I am Susan. Right?"
    Surely that should have been;

    'My name is Sue, how do you do?'
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    Is this the Johnny Cash thread?
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    Quote Originally Posted by oldgadge View Post
    Is this the Johnny Cash thread?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sunnoficarus View Post
    The mother is a right humoungous heffer pig, so sexy may be a bit of a misnomer if the genes win out.
    they usually do, to be fair...and what nature doesn't take care of you can be sure nurture will be mopping up.
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    Whatever happened to decent names? Like "Moon Unit" or "Dweezil".
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  10. 25-06-2012, 13:45 #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by goatrutar View Post
    Whatever happened to decent names? Like "Moon Unit" or "Dweezil".
    They all changed them to "Susan." Don't you read threads any more?
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