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    greetings and salutations,

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    Received this bollocks from Old Baldy. My "offence" was to have posted what some (if they had a sense of humour) might have considered to a moderatley funny picture. This is considered to be an infraction. Strangely over in the NAAFI those posting the most offensive mysogonostic drivel one could ever imagine under the thread Amusing Quotes from Rapists go unpunished and thread is still running. Quite what this thread might say to an ordinary member of the public about the military community one can only imagine. Can't help feeling the Arrse administrators and moderators need to assess their priorities and get their collectives heads out of the rectums.
    Dear Jacques_Bustard,
    You have received an infraction at The Army Rumour Service.
    Reason: Crayoning in Mil history
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    Crayoning in Mil History.
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    This infraction is worth 50 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.
    All the best,
    The Army Rumour Service

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacques_Bustard View Post
    Received this bollocks from Old Baldy. My "offence" was to have posted what some (if they had a sense of humour) might have considered to a moderatley funny picture. This is considered to be an infraction. Strangely over in the NAAFI those posting the most offensive mysogonostic drivel one could ever imagine under the thread Amusing Quotes from Rapists go unpunished and thread is still running. Quite what this thread might say to an ordinary member of the public about the military community one can only imagine. Can't help feeling the Arrse administrators and moderators need to assess their priorities and get their collectives heads out of the rectums.
    Dear Jacques_Bustard,
    You have received an infraction at The Army Rumour Service.
    Reason: Crayoning in Mil history
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    Crayoning in Mil History.
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    This infraction is worth 50 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.
    All the best,
    The Army Rumour Service
    Aside from giving you an infraction I'd advocate him setting fire to your front room curtains, strangle any filthy offspring you have and boot your dog to death.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacques_Bustard View Post
    Received this bollocks from Old Baldy. My "offence" was to have posted what some (if they had a sense of humour) might have considered to a moderatley funny picture. This is considered to be an infraction. Strangely over in the NAAFI those posting the most offensive mysogonostic drivel one could ever imagine under the thread Amusing Quotes from Rapists go unpunished and thread is still running. Quite what this thread might say to an ordinary member of the public about the military community one can only imagine. Can't help feeling the Arrse administrators and moderators need to assess their priorities and get their collectives heads out of the rectums.
    Dear Jacques_Bustard,
    You have received an infraction at The Army Rumour Service.
    Reason: Crayoning in Mil history
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    Crayoning in Mil History.
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    This infraction is worth 50 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.
    All the best,
    The Army Rumour Service
    Mil history is not the NAAFI, you don't like it tough shit.
    Play in the NAAFI all you want but I've had enough of idiots in a serious thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by red_square View Post
    dear porridge gun.
    thank you for my days ban,
    A day? Fucking hell no-mark, the normal sentence is 5 days. You gopping STAB cunts can't complete a full course even when it's a fucking virtual one. You dogshit wretched cunt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Door_Bundle View Post
    A day? Fucking hell no-mark, the normal sentence is 5 days. You gopping STAB cunts can't complete a full course even when it's a fucking virtual one. You dogshit wretched cunt.
    All lightweights I got six weeks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacques_Bustard View Post
    This is considered to be an infraction. Strangely over in the NAAFI those posting the most offensive mysogonostic drivel one could ever imagine under the thread Amusing Quotes from Rapists go unpunished and thread is still running.
    Lordy. It's almost as if different posting standards apply across different sub-forums or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacques_Bustard View Post
    Boo, hoo, sniffle, cry, wail, it's not fair etc etc etc.
    You should have been binned you boring cunt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by red_square View Post
    iam persecuted just like our good lord was.

    blessed are the meek, etc etc
    You're black, aren't you? Moany cunt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jarrod248 View Post
    All lightweights I got six weeks.
    Only one day was for the actual offence. The rest was for being a shirtlifting bumder.

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