Discuss Misheard Lyrics in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Theres that bloody awful Stooshies(??) song with 'Daddy I've fallen for a mobster/popstar/lobster' and apparently which ever one it is 'hes got a fat arse'....
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Theres that bloody awful Stooshies(??) song with 'Daddy I've fallen for a mobster/popstar/lobster' and apparently which ever one it is 'hes got a fat arse'.
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- 25-06-2012, 12:58 #42Senior Member
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One or two of you might remember this creepy shit from the early '70s. Was it:
....Tarot Cards, Tarot Phenomenon, Tarot Cards the Mystic Maaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn.......... or.......
...Tarot cards, Tarot the diamond man, Tarot guards, wherever he can, Tarot cards, Tarot the diamond man, Tarot guards with mystic haaaaaaaaaaands......
"Misheard" eventually, natch, as Tarot fucking Bananaman.
On reflection I think you had to be there. Nice looking bird though.
- 25-06-2012, 13:03 #43Senior Member
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You deaf? Everyone knows it's "Every time you go away ... you take a piece of meat with you."
Originally Posted by JoeyDeacon 
- 25-06-2012, 13:37 #44Senior Member
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I can't take credit for this as I believe it was Phill Jupitus on the lyrics round of "Buzzcocks" but I can't help singing it now.
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When I used to listen to the end bit of "Annie, I'm not your daddy" (Kid Creole and the Coconuts), I always thought they were refering to the firing range in west Wales - "ana, ana. ana Manorbier"
- 25-06-2012, 14:06 #46
It always surprised me that the Police would admit feeling Sue Lawley...
"Hurrah for the Works Group" just doesn't have the same ring...
"A volunteer is worth ten pressed men."
So, a TA battalion or nine Regular Guards battalions? Not a difficult choice, then (especially as we don't have nine Regular Guards battalions).
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- 25-06-2012, 14:14 #47Which conveniently takes us to a website where it's all been done before: Originally Posted by Barry Buddon
The Archive of Funny Misheard Music Lyrics - KissThisGuy.com
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I was convinced that they sang there's a bathroom on the right as well. Originally Posted by Barry Buddon If I had known then what I know now, I wouldn't have made the mistake that taught me what I know now, but didn't know then.
- 25-06-2012, 15:14 #49
Iron Maiden - Fear of the Duck
In the career of glory one gains many things; the gout and medals, a pension and rheumatism....all of these fatigues experienced in your youth, you pay for when you grow old. Because one has suffered in years gone by, it is necessary to suffer more, which does not seem exactly fair.
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The Beatles - Michelle always convinced the line "Michelle ma Belle" was actually "Michelle you smell" (mainly because she did !)
The Beatles - Norwegian Wood "I once had a girl
or should I say
I'm still waiting-so long (I always get my songs mixed up)I can honestly say I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman - but I've woken up with quite a few !
A Camel can go without water for 8 days - But who wants to be a Camel !
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