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    Isla bonita. Eyes like pesatos, eyes like potatoes.

    She also dreams of somewhere, sounds like lumbago.

    Mrs SA has an il divo cd, (its hers honest!), where they sing about messy farts, why I do not know, but they do.


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    Tom Petty's Free Fallin' has the line 'I wanna write her name in the sky', which I always hear as 'I wanna write her name in the snow'.

    His version is slightly more romantic, I must confess.
    We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.

    In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.

    http://www.economist.com/blogs/multi...na_has_changed

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrashTestDummy View Post
    Shania Twain "Man I feel like a woman" .... "cum in my hair".
    And the line:
    "I can't believe you kiss your cock at night."
    From the song, That don't impress me much.
    "Right lads we need to get this job finished."
    "Troopy, not beein' funny like, but they're fucking shooting at us!"

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    When my mate's son was a nipper he thought Whitney Houston sang "shaving off my muff for you"

    Probably because my mate told him that's what it was.

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    Thanks to Mark and lard - The Arsecrack Beat

    http://www.cix.co.uk/~lemoncurry/ra/arsecrackbeat.mp3

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    Then there is that old Christmas carol which goes something like " While shepherds washed their cocks at night all seated on the ground ...."
    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........

    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........

    FFS Pass me the bloody matches.

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    Jimmy Hendrix-Purple Haze= Scuse me while I kiss this guy

    Creedence Clearwater Revival - Bad Moon Rising= There's a bathroom on the right

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Buddon View Post
    Creedence Clearwater Revival - Bad Moon Rising= There's a bathroom on the right
    I'd always heard it as 'I see a baboon rising'. Strangely, that made perfect sense to me - which probably teaches you everything you need to know about the world I inhabit.
    We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.

    In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.

    http://www.economist.com/blogs/multi...na_has_changed

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    Petshop Boys - WestEnd girls.

    "In a Dime bar in a West End town".
    Posted by SAPPATALK, using Dog & Bone technology.

    ROYAL ENGINEERS - BREAKING STUFF SINCE 1865

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    'Summer Breeze makes me feel fine blowing through the chasm in my mind'
    Sung by Mrs Blackfrost, when said song came on radio during car journey. Slow shake of head from myself ruminating on how that moment of clarity from the long haired CO was the most accurate utterance she had made in the 15 years that we have been together.

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